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Cutie Gwen

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Aaaaaaand constant ableism is already starting to ruin Bluesky for me. Ugh.

I'm trying to curate my feed right now but the discover tab keeps showing me posts calling a certain politician and his supporters the r-slur without actually saying the r-slur. Like I hate him too but jeez.
I haven't seen anything like that. Not that I don't believe you, just, man, that sucks, but I find it funny people talk about things I'm just not experiencing.
Ok. But it’s not just any snail. It’s a snail that dunks on me every chance it gets. This isn’t about probing I can run the fastest. This is about proving I’m better than that specific snail.
Snake trying to one up Noi by saying she gets clowned on by snails 2024 colourized
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Cutie Gwen

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Snake and Noi having a Disney Channel ass argument over having a girlfriend. Next Snake's gonna make a bet that Noi can't get a girl bt the end of this month, and Noi gets into a lot of wacky scenarios where he doesn't get the girl.

It'll be funny.
It concludes by Noi finally bagging a baddie and bragging about it to Snake, who runs off crying while the girl say "I can't believe you'd make fun of someone for not having a girlfriend, I'm breaking up with you"
 

Michael the Spikester

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Changed my avatar for the holiday month!

Also gonna be watching Violent Night tomorrow night. God that movie is so fun! Y'all should watch it. It's Die Hard but with Santa as a former Viking Warrior. :D
 

Will

apustaja
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I have a fear of snails. You see, I made this oath to the devil for riches and immortality, but there was this one condition...
And I managed to trap it one day! It took decades of delicate planning and 30 trillion dollars, but we managed to get it encased in an unbreakable lead prison cube one-foot thick on all sides. Then we submerged it miles deep into the Antarctic ice and left it to remain for eternity.

Centuries passed…

Wars waged… Civilizations and nations birthed and died in the blink of an eye…

When I finally decided I had enough, I unearthed the capsule of death and pried it open for sweet release, only to find it… empty…

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IT'S CALLED CATPOCALYPSE
You already have a ca- sound in the name, why not just ApoCATlypse?

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Professor Pumpkaboo

Lady Layton| Trap Queen♥
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Aaaaaaand constant ableism is already starting to ruin Bluesky for me. Ugh.

I'm trying to curate my feed right now but the discover tab keeps showing me posts calling a certain politician and his supporters the r-slur without actually saying the r-slur. Like I hate him too but jeez.
All ive seen on mine is anime pictures, vtubers talking, gamers and ****posts.
 

ZephyrZ

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I haven't seen anything like that. Not that I don't believe you, just, man, that sucks, but I find it funny people talk about things I'm just not experiencing.
Yeah I must have done something to screw up my algorithm. I liked an absurdist feminist meme not long ago and my feed is full of really mean-spirited post from barely left-of-center libs. And sometimes that mean-spiritedness goes a little too far. Shrug

The algorithm has some kinks to work out I guess too. I love wildlife photography but for some reason the discover tab only wants to show me photos of herons. I started liking photos of practically any other animal or bird than herons but its still all it will show me. Maybe being on the photography side of Bluesky also makes the algorithm think I'm a cranky old Gen Xer idk

And I guess part of the problem is that it only takes one or two posts put of a hundred to just completely ruin my mood. It makes all social media difficult to navigate.
 
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SnakeFighter64

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Snake and Noi having a Disney Channel ass argument over having a girlfriend. Next Snake's gonna make a bet that Noi can't get a girl bt the end of this month, and Noi gets into a lot of wacky scenarios where he doesn't get the girl.

It'll be funny.
It concludes by Noi finally bagging a baddie and bragging about it to Snake, who runs off crying while the girl say "I can't believe you'd make fun of someone for not having a girlfriend, I'm breaking up with you"
This is proof we need a smashboards sitcom
 

Cutie Gwen

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Plot twist
She was also lesbian
Nah, the plot twist is that Snake's girlfriends didn't break up with her like what Noi's now ex assumed, she was just distraught at Noi proving her wrong. The episode ends with the girl next door who's very much into Noi trying to ask him out, but doing such an awkward job he misunderstands her intention. Like "Sure, we can go to a movie, I'll ask who else wants to come in the group chat". In 5 years people will make video essays on how Noi Next Door should have been canon
 

Professor Pumpkaboo

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Nah, the plot twist is that Snake's girlfriends didn't break up with her like what Noi's now ex assumed, she was just distraught at Noi proving her wrong. The episode ends with the girl next door who's very much into Noi trying to ask him out, but doing such an awkward job he misunderstands her intention. Like "Sure, we can go to a movie, I'll ask who else wants to come in the group chat". In 5 years people will make video essays on how Noi Next Door should have been canon
Damnnn Noipoi Noipoi , *****, you just gonna let your story end like that?
Woulnt let that **** happen to me thooo
 
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Jondolio

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I'm replaying Sonic Generations. It was one of the first games I ever bought for myself so I have a lot of nostalgia for it but also, my old PC was not really able to handle it so going from that to my current PC is actually a massive game changer because the game is running as it should.

Also I forgot how ****ing good this game is and I can't wait to get to Shadow Gens

You ****ers are too funny for your own good

I’m gonna have to draw this **** when I get home
Am I showing up?
 

Will

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Episode 3:

Noi tries to win the attention of the girl next door, who recently learned that she really likes music, by starting a DIY garage band called “The Noise”

The only song he could make is also called “The Noise”, and it’s one note being played for three minutes and twenty-seven seconds

It becomes a TikTok sensation, but the girl thinks it (and the currently anonymous author) is tacky and Noi is conflicted between being a bazingillionaire superstar or possibly maybe not fumbling to get the girl
 
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Xyro77

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this is the alleged leak.

I sincerely hope Switch 2 isn’t just and literal Switch 2.0 (just like WiiU was Wii 2.0) as I want something fresh.
 
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Jondolio

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The One Piece brainworms are back.

I swear if Oda doesn't reveal who the silhouetted man is by the end of the yeas I will write a strongly worded e-mail
 

Michael the Spikester

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Creature Commandos has a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Once again James Gunn has cooked good. The Suicide Squad, Guardians 3 and now this!

Oh what a mistake Disney made in firing him. Ironically the best thing that actually could have happened especially now that James Gunn in the new Fiege of the DCU, he'll bring DC live-action movies back to their full glory and great again! On top of more DC animated films and shows.
 
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Pink Yoshi

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Ok. But it’s not just any snail. It’s a snail that dunks on me every chance it gets. This isn’t about probing I can run the fastest. This is about proving I’m better than that specific snail.
Grand words of wisdom, Snake. You should write a book!

I have a fear of snails. You see, I made this oath to the devil for riches and immortality, but there was this one condition...
Ah...the legendary case of "Immortal millionaire, but a deadly snail chases you"...I've seen it so many times.

You’re not better than me, Snake. I don’t care how many e-girlfriends you have.
Come on y'all, don't fight! You're both awesome :bubblebobble:
 

KingofPhantoms

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Episode 3:

Noi tries to win the attention of the girl next door, who recently learned that she really likes music, by starting a DIY garage band called “The Noise”
Episode 4: Noipoi and his band mates get sued for copyright infringement by a pizza-hating talk show host.

 

Xyro77

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Creature Commandos has a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Once again James Gunn has cooked good. The Suicide Squad, Guardians 3 and now this!

Oh what a mistake Disney made in firing him. Ironically the best thing that actually could have happened especially now that James Gunn in the new Fiege of the DCU, he'll bring DC live-action movies back to their full glory and great again! On top of more DC animated films and shows.

It’s at 93% now. It will probably end up in the 85%-90% range upon launch week.

Gunn was fired for good reason. Just like Kang. Company image is the most important thing for a company.

I hope he can turn DC around though. The true test will be Superman this coming July 2025
 
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