The Twilight Series by Stephanie meyer

[zrky]

Twilight is like a weird specific point at which there is a certain amount of light and darkness.

Symphony X, no you weren't the only one who new what a veggie vampire was.

 

[Darkslash]

One thing i noticed as i said before that Myer relies on the cover illustrations rather than the title. I mean Forbidden Paradise or Forbidden Fruit sounds way more relative to the plot(or lack of it) than twilight right?

Plus saying Edward and Bella as a iconic love story this generation sickens me. Common what has the world gone to? I think some people have to broaden their horizons.

 

[RDK]

One thing i noticed as i said before that Myer relies on the cover illustrations rather than the title. I mean Forbidden Paradise or Forbidden Fruit sounds way more relative to the plot(or lack of it) than twilight right? .

I assumed it had something to do with the whole speil about vampires not being able to come out during the day, but then I remembered that Meyer's vampires are actually just sparkly Abercrombf@gs and not actual vampires.

...I read it until I stopped.

OMG yes.

 

[Waluigi911]

Hm. Twilight bashing seems rather popular 'round these parts.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

RDK is too good.

 

[urdailywater]

I think Twilight means the sunset. That said its another one of those things that Myer takes forever to state right out.

It's kind of orang-ish time of the day.

Spoiler

My favorite time tbh

I read it until I stopped. -Stephen King

I lol'd

". . . and illiterate teenage girls." - New York Times

This made me lol definetly (still can't spell definetly).

It's pretty much the main book at my school. Even my teacher finds it to be a great book. I thought'd it be horror(judging by the posters around campus), but when I was told it was a chick book, and after reading this thread, I thought I'd pass.

edit:

To quote Mark Twain: What the **** is this?

I didn't see this; I need to take this pic to school in poster format and cover-up all the posters for it.

 

[Darkslash]

It's kind of orang-ish time of the day.

Spoiler

My favorite time tbh

Mine too. I test peoples definition abilities by saying

Do you like Twilight?

I didn't see this; I need to take this pic to school in poster format and cover-up all the posters for it.

source please!

 

[Symphony X]

(still can't spell definetly).

Definitely.

 

[urdailywater]

source please!

The poster? Don't know the source you want.

[/QUOTE]

Definitely.

Oh, it's good to know I only missed an I (and misplaced a few words... sounding it out doesn't help).
Thanks.

Here's Meyers biggest fan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turfrcQY-w

..I really don't know if I'm getting trolled - or if she's being serious. If she is serious, where is the reasons why it's a great book..

Also, why can't I unsee it..?

 

[Puddin]

Here's Meyers biggest fan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turfrcQY-w

..I really don't know if I'm getting trolled - or if she's being serious. If she is serious, where is the reasons why it's a great book..

Also, why can't I unsee it..?

Why did you have to post that? My day was going so great until I saw that and RAGED.

This is why I don't use Youtube.

She thinks it's a bad thing to be disappointed by a sequel to an already bad book? Sounds to me like she is just too much of a fangirl to admit to the books obvious flaws. Although if she enjoyed twilight then it's already obvious she can't admit to the books flaws.

Honestly you can't even begin an intelligent discussion with the fans of this book, I tried in my English class and as soon as I mentioned I didn't like the book the girl huffed away in an angry steam. Do fans of this book have the brain capacity to understand it's flaws? Or is all they can get out of it "Edward is hawt and I am Bella"

 

[SkylerOcon]

They don't understand why the book is bad because they think that any story where the girl gets the guy is a good book. It has obvious flaws, both technical and creative wise, but they won't admit to it because they can't see it.

Just try explaining all the issues in the book. They just don't understand it.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Or they deny it.

 

[zrky]

denial is their biggest problem

 

[Symphony X]

I have so many things to say to that girl. First and foremost being to ask her if she realizes that everyone watching her videos are making fun of her.

 

[Puddin]

Yeah, those nasty comments would be the work of 4chan.

 

[Symphony X]

You don't put something like that on the internet and expect \b\ to stay away.

 

[Crimson King]

I really can't tell if she is being ultra-sarcastic or if it's just her accent.

 

[Symphony X]

I'd say accent.

 

[Puddin]

Crimson go to her channel. That should give you a definite answer.

You don't put something like that on the internet and expect \b\ to stay away.

Rules 1 and 2. Especially when applied to raids. lol.

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

denial is their biggest problem

Denial is also the longest river in Africa
(the Nile) lol

anyways
ppl have been talkin about Twilight a little less in my school.. it's actually peaceful

but that girl on youtube is annoying and ********

 

[G1G4 G0N0RRH34]

youtube needs a chris crocker parody for that vid lol

LEAVE TWILIGHT ALOAN!

yeah this series seems feminine, overrated, and just bad hahah

 

[urdailywater]

Yeah, those nasty comments would be the work of 4chan.

Doubtful. Only idiot /b/tards would go after that kind of fail..

Maybe just youtubers who have nothing better to do.
I doubt she's being sarcastic btw. I don't know, it's her facial expressions that make it look serious.

 

[Puddin]

Doubtful. Only idiot /b/tards would go after that kind of fail..

Maybe just youtubers who have nothing better to do.
I doubt she's being sarcastic btw. I don't know, it's her facial expressions that make it look serious.

You don't think 4chan is full of /b/tards? Because they are.

 

[Darkslash]

RULES 1 & 2!!!!

I stopped when she said that how can you hate this book.
It seems alot of Fans can't find reasons to like this book. They like it becuase of half a brain zombievampire Edward Cullen.

 

[urdailywater]

You don't think 4chan is full of /b/tards? Because they are.

No, they are full of /b/tards, but there are stupid /b/tards and smart /b/tards.
Kinda getting off-topic, anyways..

RULES 1 & 2!!!!

ONLY APPLIES TO RAIDS

I stopped when she said that how can you hate this book.

I stopped a little later than that.. but really, it just seems like this person is too ignorant to realize opinions exist.. as are a lot of stupid people when it comes to this book.

Actually this happens a lot in society... ; _ ;

 

[Qckpy01]

I'm inconclusive. But without a doubt the ending for the fourth is freaking ********!!
It's more like a lead into a 5th book than an actual ending.
Overall it's biggest flaw is that they're repetative.
Which is why the movies should be better...........
First time I've ever and probably will ever, say a movie will be better than the book.

 

[Symphony X]

I stopped a little later than that.. but really, it just seems like this person is too ignorant to realize opinions exist.. as are a lot of stupid people when it comes to this book.

I watched the whole thing. My favorite part is when she insists that STEPHANIE MEYER IS A ****ING GENIUS.

 

[Leech]

Twilight is the devil. I have so much hate for that book.

me too.. everyone loves this peice of **** book.. its terrible.. since when do vampires "glisten" in the sun light? And since when did awesome vampires become some messed up teenaged vampires life. is it some drama book with vampires? it pisses me off in so many ways. people who never read in my school and tell me how gay reading is, start reading this book and wont stfu about it. i will never read this book or watch the movie. if u want a good vampire story watch "Queen of the ****ed" thats a vampire story!

 

[zrky]

what kind of movie is "Queen of the ****ed" ?
for an entertaining vampire story that is 12 book long I would recommend Cirque Du Freak, yes the book is in english not a love story AT ALL (that's a plus

The next time some one says "OMG EDWARD IS SOOOOOOO CUTE AND HOT AND blah blah blah blah blah"
I just wanna say that Edward isn't real and see what happens...

 

[Puddin]

Cirque Du Freak is a decent series.

Gorey as hell though.

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

"Leave it alone" as in, "Don't talk about it so much"

 

[Overload]

I was talking to a friend on the phone and he says "You should check out twilight." I then laughed out loud because I thought of this thread.

 

[Crimson King]

For Vampire books, I have heard from a great source (my creative writing teacher) that "The Historian" is awesome. I need to grab that.

 

[Puddin]

I doubt I'll take reading advice from my English teacher considering she liked twilight.

 

[Symphony X]

i will never read this book or watch the movie. if u want a good vampire story watch "Queen of the ****ed" thats a vampire story!

What kinda aggravates me is that I know people who've watched Queen of the ****ed, and read good books. Yet still buy into Twilight so hard.

 

[zrky]

For Vampire books, I have heard from a great source (my creative writing teacher) that "The Historian" is awesome. I need to grab that.

my dad started reading that...never finished it, I was thinking of trying it, he synopsis seems good and you can never go wrong with vampires, WAIT, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ROMANCE (twilight)

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Hate to bring this a little off-topic, but has anybody seen Francis Ford Coppola's film Bram Stoker's Dracula? Is that any good? I loved Apocalypse Now!, the Conversation, Godfather and Godfather Part II, but after that, his works dropped greatly in quality, so I'm worried about seeing it, but then again, it has Gary Oldman as Count Dracula who has delivered spectacular performances. Then again, he also played Sid Vicious in Sid and Nancy.

Should I pick it up?

 

[smashbot226]

Cirque Du Freak is a decent series.

Gorey as hell though.

Agreed. The hero is a bit much of a Gary-Lou though...

A good demon-related series is Demonata.

Again by Darren Shan, but... gorier.

 

[Darkslash]

I just wanna say that Edward isn't real and see what happens...

Said that and guess what happened.
Roughly 6.66(yea crazy i know) didn't tell me to STU-F(Shut up.) Some even where shocked...hell they wanted Edward Cullen for Christmas.

 

[Pink Reaper]

Lets see YOU Write that good.

Really? Really? This is the target audience? Now it all makes sense.