Wish Corruptor

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's a 13 hour road trip.

I wish *******************************.

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get <censored>

I wish for the Seattle Mariners to stop losing.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, they all secretly die from heart attacks.

I wish Red Hawk One would get the reference.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted, but then Red Hawk One forgets the referrence.

I wish...for SPUDZILLAH!!!

 

[Kinzer]

^
Wish Granted, however Spudzillah does not turn out to be what you had expected it to be (whatever that is)

I wish people didn't hate Ike (this out to be interesting...)

 

[Frown]

Granted, they LOATHE him to the bottom of their hearts.

You wish.

 

[WiiWiiWaa]

What?

I wish I was a debater...

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you're a Smash Debater. (Say that aloud)

I wish for a dollar.

 

[WiiWiiWaa]

Granted, but it was ripped in half...

I wish I started this thread...

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but nobody posted in it.

I wish for a copy of Luigi's moustache.

 

[oceanic--ice]

granted but u forget to shave it so it gets so big that covers the whole universe
I wish my bro hadnt been playing brawl right now so i could finish the subspace emissary

PS: finally after a month my wii is fixed and last night i was able to start brawling...as soon as i get more used to it unlock all chars and make some stages of my own (as well as get wifi connection) ill be able to battle with u as many times u want

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, when you beat the SSE, your Wii breaks again.

I wish for Mudkips singing Chocalate Rain.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but the other Nintendo characters aren't too happy.

Falcon suicide!

I wish Captain Falcon was still alive.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I'm Captain Falcon,

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted your SUPER BORED

I wish i wasnt bored aswell

 

[Mewter]

Granted, your bored out of your mind.

I wish that I had powers that could influence space and time.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but a super-villain drains your powers.

I wish Mogenar in Metroid Prime 3 wasn't such an annoying son of a...

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted, he's an annoying son of a much greater gollum who has had many other sons like Mogenar.

I wish I would never get tired.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you have a health meter instead.

I wish I could not be annoyed by anything.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted, but I have an infinitly high ability to annoy anyone, even you!

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I wish to wish that I wish that I had a wish wish to wish for, and with that wish I wish for, I wish I knew what wish to wish for with that wish I wished for.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you wish for more wishes, which is useless as in this thread you have infinite wishes that all get corrupted.

I do not wish for badgers.

 

[Believer]

Granted, but badgers have wished for you.

I wish for people to sp33k 1337 IRL pl0x.

 

[Mewter]

Granted, but you get trnaslator that reverts it to a n0rM41 14N6U4Ge.

I wish for myself to corrupt my own wishes:
Mewter:
Granted, you can't type causing a time paradox which leads to the entire world being blown up before you were born to cause it.
Mewter:
Darn.

Real Wish:
I wish for some salmon.

 

[Believer]

PH33R T3H 7R4N5L8R!

Granted, but the salmon have wished for lungs, legs, and laser beams on their forehead.

 

[Mewter]

Ah, that's nice.I'll eat them, granted i get passed the lazer beams.

I wish I could eat as much as I wanted.

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted, but that doesn't increase the size of your stomach, so it explodes.

I wish Mewtario would stop mentioning the Titanic in all of his posts.

 

[Believer]

Granted, but he will now say the Santa Maria, La Nina, & La Pinta for all of eternity

=O

I wish for a laser beam on my forehead...

 

[Mewter]

Granted. It points inwards.

I wish I was the most intelligent being in the Universe.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, the universe consists of your house. Everything else is in the multiverse.

I wish *Head falls off*

 

[Believer]

Granted, nothing happened.

I wish that I didn't have to wish for anything.

 

[Mewter]

Granted, you just did.
I wish I could time warp forward and backward through time as I pleased without changing my own age.

 

[Yaya]

Granted. You cause a paradox and you are erased from time.

I wish I was the greatest Pokemon Trainer Main in the world.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however, you still suck compared to all the other mains. >.>

I wish I had a computer that could do it all (besides kill me and or have a drawback in any way that would harm me), have no lag, store EVERYTHING and still be able to run (yes, even porn...you perverts...), tell me what I needed to know instead of having to do 20 minute google searches.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I steal it.

I wish I knew whether or not my friend's dad knows that he looks like Joseph Stalin.

 

[Kinzer]

Noes, you stole my almighty computer, now I shall corrupt your wish by your friend's dad ACTUALLY turning into Joseph Stalin, and does all that communist mumbojumbo to you!!!

I wish I had my computer back...

 

[mantlecore77]

Granted. He implanted dozens of viruses and stole your passwords.

I wish that the next Batman movie doesn't suck compared to this new hardcore one.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however they made it especially so YOU couldn't go watch it!
Edit: forgot to make my to-be-corrupted-wish

I wish I could somehow make my nightmares comes to life and I would be able to destroy them, never having to deal with the inhumanity in my slumber again.

 

[mantlecore77]

Granted. But while dealing with the inhumanity within your mind, you damage the sanity, therefore never letting you sleep soundly again.

I wish I had better comebacks.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however your comebacks are now only mildly better, which you could still not use greatly in public.

I wish...I wish I had more ideas to make wishes with, I am running out!!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you wish for a sword and accidentally drop it and it goes through you foot.

I wish I had a sword.