Wish Corruptor

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however the sword is so dull it couldn't cut through paper.

I wish I had no online lag when I try and play brawl, nor could I get disconnected at random times.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but you lose Brawl.

I wish I could find a secret room in my house.

 

[Believer]

Granted, but it's filled with a poisonous gas.

I wish pokemanz were real.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however you weren't specific having mentioned "Pokemanz", and you get a totally different thing

I wish Brawl would've been delayed a bit longer so that nintendo could've perfected it some more (I am patient...)

 

[Believer]

Granted, but they would use the extra time to bring back Pichu, Dr. Mario, and Young Link.

I wish my replies on this thread weren't always so late.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however your replies on this thread or now only one second faster...

I wish they DID bring back Dr. Mario, even if he was a clone of Mario, I still liked him better...

 

[Believer]

Granted, but the new Dr. Mario's only moves will be throwing pills.

I wish we lived in a world made of pizza and Coke

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, but you die of a heart attack in the first week.

I wish for pineapples

 

[Believer]

Granted, you get pineapples. But you lose your hands, so you have to chew through the outside.

I wish you people could actually grant my wishes.

 

[oceanic--ice]

granted but u know longer make wishes
I wish i had wifi connection so i can try my new brawl with u guys

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however the lag is so bad you Rip your Brawl disc from your Wii and break it in half due to frustration.

I wish...uhm...I wish the next wish corruptor can give me an idea, seriously I am drained empty.

 

[Believer]

Granted, you can used my avatar for inspiration.

I wish Sonic had more killing moves.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however his killing moves act like Pichu's from melee did (they would hurt himself)

I wish Believer ACTUALLY HAD an avatar I could use.

If possible my second wish is to get rid of my dyslexia in my fingers (I am not dyslexic in general but sometimes my fingers just go whever they want to when I try to type).

 

[yoonkwun]

Wish granted. His avatar is:

I wish Kinzer had dyslexia in other places as well.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish Granted, however I come over my dyslexia the second I get them.

I wish Yoonkwun wasn't so mean.

 

[Mewter]

Granted, he's a cruel dictator.
I wish I had a giant rubber octopus to put into my backyard pool.

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, it strangles you and explodes your head (giant rubber octopi place a tremendous strain on the human neck).

I wish i would answer my own wish.

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, but you're still a tool for answering your own wish.

I wish for someone else to answer my wish.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you die.

I wish I was Sakurai.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you're another Sakurai completely different from the one who made Smash (because you weren't specific enough).

I wish my Nintendo 64 didn't freeze so easily.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, it's already frozen solid.

I wish I had Nintendo Sixty-FOOOUUURRR!!!!

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it's made of chocolate, and then you eat it, no matter if you like it or not..

I wish that I had a miniature King Kong pet, which would be tame.

 

[oceanic--ice]

Granted but its a miniature of a giant king kong so it comes in the size of the normal king konk and he steps on u
I wish my brother's friends werent here...

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but they clone themselves and their clones come there..

I wish it wouldn't be so hot in here... Or hotter.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, it's freezing now.

I wish I had an unpoisoned BLT sandwich.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but it has some Superspicy Curry on it.

I wish for a God hand.

 

[Foxtrotter]

Granted. You now own Black and White on the PC.

I wish for Fox McCloud to be standing next to me and not bodily harm me in any way.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but he sees me walking by and dumps you.

I wish for some Coke.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, he calls Peppy to annoy you by commanding you to do a barrel roll..

I wish I would press R or Z twice.
Edit: lol too slow

Well..

Granted, but you drank it yesterday.

 

[Foxtrotter]

By pressing R twice, you do not do a barrel roll.
You do not pass Go.
You do not collect 200$.

I wish for a PONY~!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, but the pony is too little, and is destroyed from a bacterial invasion.

I wish Darkwing Duck played Guitar Hero.

 

[Darkslash]

Granted but he sucks

I wish for a Arwing

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you ride in it and crash.

I wish for more time to get stuff done.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, but you spend all that extra time counting the amount of potato chips that you toss up and catch in your mouth.

I wish for my location.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, Wolf blows it up.

I wish for world pieces.

 

[mantlecore77]

Granted. These pieces of the world collapse collectively over your house. You don't die, but your house is completely destroyed and you have nothing except for your thoughts and your wish granted.

I wish for a killer character line up for the next SSB.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, newcomers include Spongebob, CD-i Link, Barry Bonds and Sakurai's grandpa.

I wish for a rocking chair.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however the instant you sit in it it falls backwards due to you being too fat for it (You can be skinny as heck and the chair can still be that weak.)

I wish this wish could not be corrupted (HA, let's see what you evil-minded people do with that!).

 

[WiiWiiWaa]

Granted, but you don't get anything.

I wish for a busload of pie that is perfect.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, but the pies fall on you, suffocating you to your death.

I wish I had fairly odd parents.