Wish Corruptor

[A1lion835]

Granted. What's this? You're stranded on a desert island? Maybe you should've wished for a rescue copter.

I wish I could screw the rules cause I got money.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the money is play-money.

I wish I had a screwdriver so I could screw the rules as well.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but the screwdriver is broken.

I wish I had a working Philip's head screwdriver, just to impale my sink for no apparent reason.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you impale your Grandma because she lives in the sink.

I wish I had a book that contained wishes to wish for.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. The book is completely blank.

I wish I had some pancakes right now.

 

[Deleted member]

granted, they taste bloody awful though

i wish squirtle rejoined Ash's team on Diamond and pearl

 

[DMG]

Granted, he gets lost inside a Pokeball and is never seen again.

I wish I could have 1 Million real dollars, and a fine girl from down the street.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you have to spend that 1 million dollars on the child that you made with that fine girl.

I wish.

 

[DMG]

Granted, you get that cute little pony you so obviously deserve. And by Pony, I mean sewer monster.

I wish I had a cheeseburger right now.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it is burnt.

I wish to deb ot og.

 

[DMG]

Granted, you slip down the stairs and land back in the computer chair.

I wish Deepercut would make some more Youtube Poops sometime soon.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, they're more GTA Tennis matches, even though he said he wasn't going to make more.

I wish to ride my bike.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. N**** stole your bike!

I wish for... wurld peece1!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's peaceful because there's nobody left on Earth.

I wish I could be quiet as a mouse so I actually could go downstairs and ride my bike.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, in able to become as sneaky as a mouse you transform into a moose (oh no wait that's a typo...or is it?!?)

I wish I was better at mindgames.

 

[DMG]

Granted, however you can't buy groceries anymore without seriously thinking the Cashier is gonna try to mindgame you constantly. Oh, and you can't eat without dash dancing first to throw the food off.

I wish I was better at mindgames. (Lol)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you can only mindgame yourself.

I wish my throat didn't hurt.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. IT BUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!

I wish I could shoop whoop into Mordor.

 

[DMG]

Granted, however you can't stop SHOOP DA WHOOPing and therefore you can't eat, since lazors defeat food. We force feed you a taco and everything is ok, but then you lose your power.

I wish I could use a 360 Controller for Brawl.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. The only 360 controller that is able to be ported over is bright pink, and is covered in racial slurs.

I wish school wasn't starting in 5 days.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. It already started.

I wish my friend would get the hell over here.

 

[mantlecore77]

Granted.
...

...

...

He brings his mom too.

Spoiler

I fail to realize if that would be a good thing or not.

I wish drama died.

 

[Kinzer]

Wush granted, but Shakespear is ressurected and when he comes back from the dead he brings it back into the theatre.

I wish I wouldn't be crapping my pants right now at this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd45fGx45lQ

(seriously man, how is it possible Sonic did that?!)

 

[XACE-K]

Grabted, you piss your pants.

I wish Weegee would stop scaring me.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, now weegeefied versions of the other smash characters scare you.

I wish school didn't have to start.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Wish granted, I can't corrupt that.

I wish farts didn't smell so bad.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, now pee smells bad, don't you wish you didnt have to do that more often than pooping now?

I wish for Spaghetti-Os. Just a can of it, I won't do anything exciting with it.

Edit: Wait...farts...god ****it I can't read.

Okay, farts don't smell so bad, but when you smell their scent it's like a meadow of roses and it relaxes you to the point where you are sleeping...and...you're jumping over a cliff...at least you won't die in too much pain, because you forgot your parachute.

My new wish is I wish I wasn't so embarrassed by this edit.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. You are embarassed by having a flock of geese crap on your head.

I wish teachers didn't give Summer Reading assignments.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, they now give you all the same work over the Holiday break?

(this is from chritmas to Ne years if I recall correctly.)

I wish I didn't have to go to school and I would still be as smart if I did.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but seeing any movie requires at leadt a ninth grade education.

I wish for control.

 

[Kinzer]

You're wish is granted, you control yourself to edit your post accordingly.

I wish Sonic would edit his post accordingly.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but then for no reason whatsoever, I throw you off the Empire State Building and shout, "You must recover!"

I wish Brawl was better for competitive players.

Spoiler

Selfless wish FTW

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, it is only slightly better, and by slightly better I mean the wiimote on it's own is on par with the Gamecube controller. (yeah selfish corrupting.)

I wish I wouldn't get bashed for playing the Wiimote on it's own for Brawl.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. You get flamed for using the WiiMote on its own. (seriously, at least use the nunchuck too!)

I wish I was a sexy werewolf who was not allergic to silver.

 

[Kinzer]

(Not fair, but that's my fault for not remembering that you can also be flamed)

Alright, wish half granted, you are a sexy werewolf, but you are allergic to all the elements that come before Silver on the periodic table.

I wish Iron would challenge me to a wifi-match to see that I can be just as decent with a wiimote as anybody else would be with a GC controller.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but all of a sudden everyone with a gamecube controller sucked.

I wish everyone realized that the Jonas Brothers sucked

 

[Kinzer]

Wish already granted?

So if everybody with A GC controler sucks, doesn't that make up like almost 95% of people who play Brawl?

I wish for a TriPod nano?

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you can only put pokemon songs into it.

I wish Kinzer didn't make my head explode

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, I can make your head implode at will.

OH SHI- *boom*

I wish Twil would get his head back... so I can implode it again

I also wish i knew how to mask text, like you have to highlight it to see it.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Spoiler

Granted. Quote this and you'll see the necessary tags.

I wish every forum had spoiler and strikeout options.