Wish Corruptor

[Brav3r]

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Granted, but you onlyh get 3 strikeout options per day

i wish today wasn't so boring

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but gee, it sure is boring around Hyrule.

I wish the King would eat spaghetti.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I get nmore spaghetti than him.

I wish somebody posted in the person below true or false game.

 

[Kinzer]

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Granted. Quote this and you'll see the necessary tags.

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thanks a lot Iron, now if there was a command where you wouldn't have to type up the tag, that would be even better.

Granted but I get nmore spaghetti than him.

I wish somebody posted in the person below true or false game.

Wish granted, I'll go check what's in there and corrupt whatever I can there.

I wish that for whatever reason Xace wanted someone to post in the NPBM forum game that it isn't an insult.

 

[Brav3r]

Granted, but this time Xace doesnt post what he wanted this time

I wish i had good sandwhich to eat

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you must share half of it with a rock.

I wish I had a hurricane as a pet.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, there are three of them, but sandWHICH one is it?

I wish brav3r won't flame me for being a grammar nazi.

Edit: okay, wish granted, but this hurricane is on Jupiter. (the great red spot, you don't believe me? Do some research and find out for yourself.)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, he flames you for joining in June 2008.

I wish there wasn't datism here (prejudice against certain join dates).

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, they know judge you by post rank

I wish i had the holy blade of ragnell

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, now there is sexism? (since Sly used datism I wanted to try and use something that could happen after dates...ah screw it, too much trouble, and you probably get it better than I do my own joke anyway.)

I wish Jokes could still be funny even after thoroughly explained to you.

It's really only funny if you get it at first.

Edit: Okay, you have the Holy Blade, but you didn't say said you wanted to use it.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. The funniest jokes must be written and published in long, ardurous 1000-page novels in order to be fully appreciated.

I wish I was better at corrupting wishes.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you are only slighty better, you still suck at it though (jk)

I wish I was worse at wish corrupting (how can you corrupt this wish if it is already a ******** wish?)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but then you get better with it with practice. (Make it turn good, of course!)

I wish Ganon would tell my peers at my school to DIE.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, Ganon tells your peers to "Grab some DYE".

(Sly you created a cheat for the wish corrupting system as well as a time paradox. O.o)

I wish nobody would start to abuse this loophole.

(oh hey sweet I have 500 posts, I am an apprentice now)
(oh and now that I read it carefully Sly looks like he is saying I get better at being worse, but my point still remains valid.)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted somebody abuses it.

I wish for an evil Eevee.

 

[DMG]

Granted, it cannot evolve, is at level 1 in the egg, and it can only learn Splash. Oh, and it is a chick repellent.

I wish I could be stronger than the evil Betty.

Spoiler

Mofo too strong

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, but I'm stronger than you.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but it taste like my cat.

I wish somebody would say that they knew where I got that line.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy but it'll get canceled.

I wish for the antidote.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you get the antidote to the disease that is stupidity, except it doesn't work 99.9% of the time.

I wish Xace knew that I really don't like that show and as far as I know it already is cancelled.

 

[Byronman]

Granted, but now he thinks other odd things about you.

I wish professional gamers were payed as much as professional athletes.

 

[Brawler1432]

Granted, tons of scandals start from gamers using special controllers, and steriods for their hands, and your blamed for it all. Gaming is no longer fun, it is only proffesional.

I wish they'd put out a new half life already, and that it would be good.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but it will not be as good as the others.

I wish for my Forum Games group to not die.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, we all get murdered.

I wish we all would get murdered except for me. :D

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the murderer is you, and you must go to jail and stay there until you die.

I wish I was the most loved person in the entire world.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, everybody and everything loves you, including bacteria and disease.

I wish to be double O' Seven.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're double O' Seven while I'm 007.

I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's corrupted.

I wish for corruption whenever I don't wish for it.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. The world explodes for seemingly no reason though.

(I mean, come on, how do you corrupt that wish?!)

I wish I hadn't divided by zero.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you divided by negative zero... OH SHI-!

I wish Negative zero really was a whoel different number on its own.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you divide by .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

I wish for some pie that tastes like marshmallows.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but it also taste like poop on the side.

I wish I could whistle better.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you whistle slightly better but you still suck.

I wish I would stop getting pimples.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you now get canker sores.

I wish I couldn't get canker sores or pimples.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you die the next day.

I wish i found the perfect girl for me.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted...she isn't as great as you thought she would be though...( I'm sorry about that, i am trying to find my other half as well.)

I wish my other half wasn't another man...or an animal!

 

[Steel_Dragon]

granted shes a shehe
i wish someone would wish for me

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I wish for death... Just for you.

I wish for a reference and a cookie.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted...PINGAS!, and you get an awfully horrible-tasting cookie.

I wish for chicken dinner casarolls (sp?)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you spelled it wrong, so you don't get what you wanted.

I wish for four floors for my four forefathers on my forehead.