Wish Corruptor

[TehBo49]

Granted, but IT SURE IS BORING AROUND THERE.

I wish for Squadallah.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you fly off with a map, leading to the sun...

I wish I could DIE.

(Can't corrupt that, can you?)

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You die the most horrible and inhumane death possible. It's so terrible you wish you never wished that wish, thus leading to a time paradox...

I wish I didn't just do that...

 

[TehBo49]

Granted, you suffer that fate instead.

I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but I can still make fun of your wishes.

I wish I had some Super Spicy Curry.

 

[TehBo49]

Granted, it burns through your throat.

I wish I didn't have to constantly edit my posts.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. But now everyone hates you for cheating the system.

I wish that TehBo wasn't so tricky.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted...he ist he new Sly Fox...(lol)

I was I could be like Sonic the Hedgehog in real life.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but you cannot control that speed yet, so you crash severely while running.

I wish I didn't have so much trouble with the lead Gerudo Guards in Majora's Mask. (Seriously, WTF, I NEVER have that much trouble with them!)

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. You get Falcon Punched into oblivion for being so god ****ed annoying!

I wish we knew the Residents' real identities :O

Granted, but I hate you for calling me annoying.

I wish hemightbegiant didn't call me annoying.

I was replying to Kinzer wishing he was Sonic (YOU'RE TOO SLOW! YOU'RE TOO SLOW! YOU'RE TOO SLOW! YOU'RE TOO SLOW! YOU'RE TOO SLOW! YOU'RE TOO SLOW! YOU'RE TOO SLOW! YOU'RE TOO SLOW! YOU'RE TOO SLOW!), you just posted before me.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but I hate you for calling me annoying.

I wish hemightbegiant didn't call me annoying.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted...I CALL YOU ANNOYING, MUAHAHAHA! (jk, you're alright)

I wish I wasn't annoying.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you're a jerk

I wish i could just tell her this girl that i like her, (Note: I'm joking, just respond to the wish)

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you have enough courage to tell her, but you're too nervous to say it in english, so you say it in german.

I wish I had some ideas on what to do.

 

[DMG]

Granted, now you know how to build a golf course. Start building, Tiger Woods is getting impatient.

I wish I had a wish for every wish that was corrupted.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, all of a sudden they get corrupted so bad, that its literaly impossible to make you one bit happy.

I wish that i could remain Roy in melee who i now doubt could ever be good thanks to the stupid Roy fanboys. (seriously, STFU Roy fanboys)

 

[urdailywater]

Granted, all of a sudden they get corrupted so bad, that its literaly impossible to make you one bit happy.

I wish that i could remain Roy in melee who i now doubt could ever be good thanks to the stupid Roy fanboys. (seriously, STFU Roy fanboys)

Granted, but the day after you find Pichu a better choice of your liking.

(Oi, I haven't played this in a while. Gotta read.)

I wish I had a Piplup in real life as a pet / guardian. http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Piplup_(Pokémon)

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, it evolves.

I wish I was Mama Luigi.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, you are Luigi's mama. (ps: I do know who your talking about)

I wish I could finish my RE4 file. (ran out of **** herbs)

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but you forget to save!

I wish I could become a Scryer.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Wish granted, but you die.

I wish for a PSP 3000.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but you can't have one.

I wish I knew if there was a stairway you could take to heaven.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you have to buy it...And if your SWF name isn't Sonic the Baron, that's 500 trillion dollars.

I wish Don LaFontaine was still alive.

 

[Kinzer]

Must I keep this up...Wish granted, he is alive, but he is a ZOMBIE!...Must...eat...BRANFLAKS!

I wish my schoolwork could do itself for me.

 

[Brav3r]

Granted but it gives the wrong answers

i wish i could teleport

 

[DMG]

Granted, however you can only teleport to isolated/empty gold vaults underground and it's a one way ticket.

I wish I could infinite CG people IRL like Dedede.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, it only works on hairy muscular men with ties.

I wish one of the Forum Games regulars SAVED ME FROM GANON.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, it's me. XD

I wish I could go to Woodstock 1969.

 

[DMG]

Granted, however you weren't born yet, so you are just a vague idea of consciousness in people's minds.

I wish DK didn't get CG'd by Dedede.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. You get CG'd instead.

I wish there were more chicks in Forum Games (actually I don't, it's fun being the only one)

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted...?

Moving on...

I wish that I wasn't lost so much in my new school.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. You know how to get to the girls' bathroom but not the boys'.

I wish I could get myself to make those cookies I'm craving.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You were craving Iodine flavored cookies, right?

I wish it was already the weekend.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Wish not corrupted, I do too.

I wish homework didn't exist.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Yeah...so do I....

I wish for a better wish.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, something bad happens.

I wish my life didn't suck so much right now.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, everybody's life who knows you is worse.

I wish I could dropkick really hard.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, 9,036,824,715 people can still dropkick better than you.

I wish my mom wasn't a pain in the a**.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, she's a pain in the neck.

I wish for more time.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but you have to move West to a further back time zone.

I wish Spore was out.