Wish Corruptor

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but the universe falls apart

I wish the world was a nicer place.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. So nice...it hurts...

I wish people weren't so uptight about MYM.

 

[tails333]

Granted, but all of the sudden you don't know what MYM is, just like me.

I wish there were more Earthbound characters, places, and items in Brawl

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. Mr. Satrun is a playable character.

Oh wait, I'm supposed to corrupt your wish?

I wish that nobody took the Grammy Awards seriously.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, people start taking the internets seriously.

I wish for a nice, tasty, poisonous sammich.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you die the next day....oh wait......

I wish i could jump of the rooftops, killing someone that i despise and i miraculously still live with no fatal injuries.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. A few minutes later, your head explodes.

I wish the new episodes of WTFP were up already.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you never get to watch them.

I wish I could not get into bad habits (i.e. cracking my fingers).

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get into really good habits like walking an old lady cross the street but some maniac runs you over.

I wish for a bottle of water.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It's a bottle full of water - salt water.

I wish I could be lazy today.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I'm lazier.

I wish I could sleep.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, and you never wake up.

I wish I didn't have to wake up at or before 5:20 in the morning.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You just can't manage to fall asleep, but eventually you do... while standing next to a cliff.

I wish

Spoiler

I could be the only person who could do this and nothing cooler is invented, and I don't die.

Edit: Does my post count increase when I post on the boss battles on intense discussion?

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you're masked text annoys me because to remember what you typed I have to highlight it and when I click on the chatbox here I forgot what it was again and again.

And as long as you make posts anywhere but the meet & greet and forum games section your posts are counted towards your total.

I wish Sega would come up with some better Sonic the Edgehog games.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You misspelled "Hedgehog" so they now have Sonic edgehogging someone in an endless cutscene in the next game and every one after.

I wish I had 10000 posts here.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Everyone else has over one million posts, though.

I wish I had one million posts.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, everyone else has one billion.

I wish I had one billion posts.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I have one billion and one posts.

I wish I had 10 post-its.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, they're not sticky.

I wish my hair was not messy ATM.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, it's a desolated wasteland.

I wish A1 knew that I did not really mispell Edgehog and I meant to tyep what I did, therefore I am happy.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you confuse everyone you talk to.

I wish school wasn't boring.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, it is now annoying (wait, wasn't it already that?).

I wish I was better in literature.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, everybody hates your literacy talent.

I wish I didn'y have to spend 5 minutes to think of a corruption every time I post in this thread.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, six minutes.

I wish I didn't have to spend five minutes to think of a new wish.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, 5 minutes and 59 seconds.

I wish I could think of wishes in at most 1 minute.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, it takes you one one minute of your life everyday from now on, so even when you aren't here...yeah...

I wish for SSB4.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's way awesomer than all games before it and is hailed as the greatest game ever in the future (I want it too).

I wish I wouldn't get banned for doing that (don't corrupt this with me being banned or dying).

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you are expelled (lols jk).

I wish for smarter people.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they are smarter people in the stupidest city in the world.

I wish I remembered I had to make a wish before I posted.

Spoiler

I had to edit this.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. You remembered you had to remember something, but don't know what it is.

I wish that VG Cats would just disappear off the internet(there is no way anyone can corrupt this wish. If VG Cats is gone, it's worth it).

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but VGCats now has a TV show, 10 movies, a action figure line-up, a trading card game, video games, and anything else I forgot to think of.

I wish Big Brother wasn't watching me.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, Big Sister is watching you.

I wish I could have that brother i always wanted.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's me.

I wish my siblings weren't in college.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, they are in COMMUNITY College!

I wish I could come up with another wish to corrupt, I am running out o ideas.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but I corrupt it.

I wish that wasn't as stupid as it truly is

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's truly as stupid as it is truly not for true.

I wish for the next poster.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I bite your head off.

I wish my post count magically rose to 100,000 and everything else everywhere in the universe was unaffected.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Um... Granted? But it's still an awkward question.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow so I could play Spore and it didn't crash or erase my data and my computer didn't run die and everything else went perfectly, and I had chips.

 

[Kinzer]

wish granted, but the chips are poisoned, and you don't know that.

I wish to be the next poster.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, but you get cloned, and your clone transforms into me.

I wish Chainsaws weren't scary.