Wish Corruptor

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, TOOTHPICKS are now scary!

I wish I didn't have to travel to go watch what's out in theatres.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

True. Movies beamed directly into your head via satellite. Unfortunately, the beams are known to cause cancer D:

I wish the Coen Brothers would make another kick *** film soon.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you can't watch it.

I wish I didn't have to do my homework now, it sucks...

 

[ConnorTheKid]

wish granted, you have to do your current homework tomorrow along with NEW homework

I wish I didn't have to go to school

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you are now homeschooled like I am.
I wish my homework would do itself and it did not give the wrong answers.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. It turns itself in too! A week after it's due, but still.

I wish I had a Taco stand that gave away free, non-posinous, good, non-evil, genuinely nothing wrong with them tacos, AND a free large, ice chilled Mr. Pibb.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but you die from brain freeze drinking the Mr.Pibb. (I would've had no other way to corrupt that unless you said Dr.Pepper)

I wish I had a fountain of Dr.Pepper in the backyard, and nothing could go wrong with IT.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. The government learns of this and takes it away for studying. You are forced out of your home into a ****ty motel where the only drink they have is black liquorice soda. Even the sink pours it out.

I wish for the exact same thing, just with Mr. Pibb and the government would never know.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but since I am corrupting the wish I know about it, and with me jealous I come to your private fountain whenever you don't know it and I pee in it. Hey don't worry, according to some guys on this forum Urine is suppose to be cleaner than saliva!

I wish toilets couldn't get clogged up.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they get clogged down.

I wish I was invited to the show.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, the show SUCKS!

I wish I look like Lucario IRL, I just need the looks, I already have the aura to an extent.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you look like a malnourished Lucario.

I wish noobs would go away.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but there are still n00bs.

I wish I knew what malnourished means.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it means you die.

I wish for local cathodic slipweight of the Monkdawilly-dahonk.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted...wait, wth is that?!

I wish somebody else would grant Sly Fox's wish, even if it is himself.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, Sly Fox is my alternate account so if I corrupt my own wish, I create a paradox.

I wish I didn't create the paradox.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but I'm not your alternate account so HA!

I wish I was believed.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, if you want me to believe you you must give me your acc info so I can perform some hax.

I wish I knew some hax.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they're hax that make you DIE!

I wish I would DIE!

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, just give me a minute to grab the Triforce of Wisdom.

I wish I could toast toast.

 

[mantlecore77]

Granted. This is called ash.

I wish for del.icio.us.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I eats it.

I wish I serious'd.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, but I show you up after I have roflcopter'd.

I wish for more CD-I references.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, go bomb some dodongos, one of them has the code to view a new CD-i.

I wish they would revive the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, and the show would not suck.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but Scratch and Grounder are giant PINGAS!

I wish to run to the hills.

 

[Surri-Sama]

granted but once you get there you trip and break your leg

I wish metallica would return to their old sound

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you DIE!

I wish I didn't leave the stove on.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You left the oven on. Sorry. I meant I left the oven on with you in it.

I wish I knew if XACE-K was really Sly Fox (I don't die).

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you are disappointed to learn that they are two different people.

I wish I could date myself (thx A1 for the idea, t'was funny.)

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You realize that you're extremely lame and commit suicide.

I wish someone would post a link to the "Create your own moveset thingy page"

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's not meh.

I wish for an idea.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, it's a bad one.

I wish time would freeze except me and my computer so I could play Spore forever

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but time unthaws somehow.

I wish for some chocolate milk.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It's 120% pure chocolate, and it causes your tongue to melt.

I wish this song would never end.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, but your life does.

I wish.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

DENIED. DENIED. DENIED.

/crusheddreams

I wish that I had something else to waste my time doing.

 

[Burrbomb]

granted, you waste your time giving me all your money.

I wish the shoop da woop face was a Halloween mask.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you s*** your pants whenver you see it.

I wish I could go to tournaments and win with Ike.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Tournaments entitled "If you win with Ike, we will toss you on a plane to the north pole."

I wish everyone who recently changed the image next to their name would change it back (I'm talking to you, Sly Fox, Kinzer and XACE-K).

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, we don't listen. Besides, what's wrong with Mewkarp?

I wish for answers.