Wish Corruptor

[XACE-K]

Granted, I steal it.

I wish for some money.

 

[Kinzer]

wish granted, you get a penny.

I wish music was free to download, and it did not come with viruses, and I wouldn't get shot by the FBI.

 

[Draconian]

Granted, the KBG shoot you instead.

I wish my computer wasn't a relic.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. It's in a museum and people pay too much money to see it. Oh, and you don't get any of the admission fees.

I wish I felt better.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You feel so good...it hurts....

I wish I didn't even have to wake up this morning.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. you wake up in the afternoon to find Jigglypuff next to you in bed.

I wish that really happened and someone caught it on film.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It happens to be you who was filmed, and the video is circulated globally.

I wish I knew if Jigglypuff was male or female.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. Jigglypuff is a male transvestite.

I wish that was canon fact.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you die.

I wish for some pizza.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It has extra anchovies and us laced with ammonia.

I wish I could get The Force Unleashed today.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, this particular copy and any you get at the real release date fail to work.

I wish I could get my schoolwork done faster and still maintain the same grades (that's A's and B's before you get to that punchline.)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, due to your ability, teachers give you more work than all the other kids.

I wish I stopped being lazy and actually finished my homework.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you don't do so hot though...

I wish I could get rid of all that extra work I have to do due to my ability, and no I don't die.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted.Your work is finished inhumanely fast actually. But, you come within inches of death, then make a comback, only to be piled with homework because you missed so many days while in the hospital.

I wish I didn't have to go to the gym.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, nobody is FORCING you to keep yourself healthy.
(but seriously, you don't want to not hit up the gym, apparently I stopped working out for 3 months during summer vacation and I had some WITHDRAWAL effects for stopping?)

I wish I knew what could really happen if you stopped working out after doing it for so long.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You try it, and then die.

I wish "Yugioh: The Abridged Series" released an episode every 5 minutes (they are still as good as they were before, I don't die, and I can watch them).

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Yugioh consumes your life. Once the show is cancelled, you have no will to live. Tough break.

I wish school closes early tomorrow too.

 

[akkon888]

Your school does close early tomorrow, making all kids excited. They then get candy, and go on an uncontrollable rampage as the UWKA (United World Kids Authority) They now march on the country of Svalbard, killing 29 year old Dulfven Schmeigelbergen in the process. With their HQ in Svalbard, they then overtake Greenland, and colonize on small islands in Fiji. Now equipped with the latest nuclear technology, they destroy North Korea's farmland, causing it to go into bankruptcy, collapsing the world economy. Later, when the famous Brock Obama gets elected, the UWKA takes over France, Germany, and Great Britain. Any form of currency is now useless, and 3.8 billion people commit suicide, causing a mass decay, which throws the earth out of orbit, leaving it to collide with Mars. The martians then establish slave compounds which will make people work for 3 Martian Hours (Longer than earth hours, like 4 days or something) before getting a 2 minute break. The martians also inflict great physical pain on whoever they like. And all because you wanted school to close early.

I wish I would not be physically, mentally, emotionally, or spiritually torn in any way.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, it closes 1 second earlier than when you really have to leave.

I wish for a shotgun, I don't know why, but gimme mah shotgun.

Edit: wow, that guy made it good. Uhm, okay, wish granted, but you can still die.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It shoots marshmallows. Yum!

I wish I was playing Soul Calibur right now.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, I'm a character in it with my marshmallow shotgun, and I make you're character eat all of them, then turning fat, I then *cue the Sparta kick music* the fat guy on his side and he can't get up because he's as round as a ball.

I wish for world ****ination (you heard me ****ination, not world domination, assuming it doesn't already censor da.mn)

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You are the test subject.

I wish the avatar I wanted wasn't too big (http://www.freewebs.com/kirby100000/ninja_kirby.gif).

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It's now to small.

I wish there were cooler avatars for General Grievous.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but he now looks like Jar-Jar.

I wish you could kill Jar-Jar in The Force Unleashed.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but he takes you with him.

I wish to give A1 a suggestion.

I got this avatar by using the Google image search engine for "Lucario", originally this avatar is about as big as F1r3's post x3, but getting it as a result from the Google image automatically shrunk it, thus this lucario became my avatar.

I'm pretty sure if you Google image search for that kirby right there, like "sword kirby" or "ninja kirby" you might get it.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Where do you think I got that picture?

I wish I had more advice.

Edit: Never mind.

I wish I could get someone else to think of good wishes for me.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but they, always, always backfire,

I wish i could screw the rules, cause i got money

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but in Soviet Russia, rules screw you!

I wish for a penny.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, it then multiples by over 9000......oh wait..........

I wish the Roy and Mewtwo fanboys would GET OVER IT. Stop whining.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. The ****ty characters Ike and Lucario are gone from Brawl, and the charcters who should have been in the game are.

I wish Lucario fanboys would get over it and realize that he's without a doubt the worst Pokemon thought up.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but...........i have no more creativity.

I wish "hemightbegiant" would stop being the one that corrupts my wished :/. (No offense)

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but Wario's Bike has been approved for god tier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8pcogrCjcg

I wish somebody would tell me if they've seen that already ior if they've gotten a laugh out of that.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, but then you buy me a slurpee. (yeah I saw it b4)

I wish my old bulky DS wasn't so jacked up.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, it's been knocked up, and no not the sexual knocked up.

I wish I had the movie knocked up.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. "the movie" is your ex-girlfriend's name, and she insists you pay child support.

I wish I didn't have homework to do.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted you have taxes.

I wish I had a well.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you fall in it.

I wish Iron Thorn knew that I never had a girlfriend to begin with.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, you get no sympathy from Ike.

I wish Marth was manlier.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, he now sports a belt, if he does already it's now a buckle, and if it STILL is a buckle, then it has chains I guess, but not so many chains it makes him emo.

(and I am one of Ike's close friends/he's my main, so I think I get smypathy)
(by the way, how are you feeling today Iron, any better?)

I wish she would answer that question.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, she tells you she is very lonely because nonbody gives her sympathy.

I wish my eyes didn't hurt.