Wish Corruptor

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. In Asutralia, it's been out :O

I wish Spore was out in the US

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Granted, only available where you aren't.

I wish a new fire emblem for wii was out and it was in my wii able to play and it was unbreakable just like my wii and i couldn't be maimed or anything like that.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but it SUCKS!!!!

I wish for the Mani Katti.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but it breaks as soon as you use it.

I wish i could runaway and open up my mind

(10 bucks for the person who can guess the song reference)

 

[TehBo49]

Don't know that song. Granted, but your newfound enlightenment has caused you to lose all your less intelligent friends.

I wish for an awesome sequel to F-Zero GX.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, but Captain Falcon is no longer usable, nor is Red Devil, Blood Falcon, or Samurai Ghorro.

I wish nobody will ever steal my post again.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, people can edit your posts.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you don't have to go to school, like me, you are now HOMESCHOOLED!

I wish I didn't have school period.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, but If you don't get to go to school then nobody else does and we all grow up to morons, then a giant meteor flies towards Earth. Good job, you killed us.

I wish I was immortal and will not go crazy if everyone dies or because I've lived so long and my body nor organs do not age. (beat that)

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but you didn't wish for eternal youth, so yeah you can't die, but you grow VERY VERY VERY VERY OLD.

I wish I could be young for as long as I live.

 

[TehBo49]

Granted, you die tomorrow.

I wish someone will corrupt this wish.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted...I DO!

I wish for a leash.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, but it's on fire.

I wish I knew Japanese

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you know Japanese, but you can't speak or write it.

I wish I knew Engrish.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. You no longer know English, and can only speak in awkward-sounding mix of English and Japanese.

I wish I didn't have homework.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you now how schoolwork you have to take home with you...wait a second...(how are you talking again?)

I wish for... I don't know, I'll just be random right now say I want to be a ladies' man.

 

[Brawler1432]

Granted, the retirement home if crazy for you.


I wish I had a wish that couldn't be curropted.

 

[Kinzer]

Your wish is not granted, I can't guarantee what you say if you make typos.


I wih I had a star named after me.

 

[TehBo49]

Granted. Oops, it just blew up. Too bad.

Ay wis ai kud spel.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you fail in everything else.

I wish my life was a bit more epic

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's epic. We'll go with the other definition for epic, meaning long. Your life is very, very long, but not "epic" in the other way, also you have a virus that causes a terrible sickness in you until you die at 97.

I fish for a wish.

 

[Kinzer]

You get bored afetr no success.

I wish I could eat and get muscle like I was working out.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, everybody elses wants that too so....you die.

I wish my corruption made sense.

 

[TehBo49]

Granted, but so does mine.

I wish The Sentence Changer didn't die.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but now the wish corrupter is starting to die =O

I wish i could screw the rules cause i got.............

 

[TehBo49]

Granted, but you have to suck on my Obelisk first.

I wish someone would get the reference.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but no cookie for it. (can we get someone here to get his reference?)

I wish Spore was free. and not the Creature creator trial.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, all your creatures must have butts for eyes.

I wish someone picked up on that reference.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're banned.

I wish for a lolololololollollololollololololoolllololol.

 

[mantlecore77]

Granted. I do a barrel roll.
This doesn't harm you but still. Your wish is corrupted.

I wish for a pet orc.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but Paladins now wage war on you, and you die

I wish for Mountain Dew: Code Red.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You get the special bottle of Dew that was recalled for tasting like pee and having dangerous amounts of cyanide in it. Bottoms up!

I wish for a new, completely original and fun thread.

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, it's the pick on Boeszy thread.

I wish I were either Mic_128 or Tom.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, You must be mikeHAZE first.

I wish for my teeth didn't hurt.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, they fall out.

I wish I was wishing for something.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you wish for a killer shark and it eats you alive.

I wish I could turn super saiyan and not die.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you die.

I wish I could make a Vyvyan Basterd (Yes, that's how it's spelled) moveset for MYM3.0.

 

[mantlecore77]

Granted. You get a 1-star rating from the Commander, an E from SirKibble, and just a fail from everyone else.

Spoiler

No seriously, put it in!

I wish for all the CD's I've ever wanted. That I didn't steal.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, they're all broken.

I wish Arwing was a seperate playable character in Brawl.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Every move makes it lose infinity lives.

Spoiler

MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could be in the same universe as TehBo49.