You call yourself a Brawler?!

[Golem the Stern Father]

Everyone, If I could have your attention, I would like to tell a story about a little boy named B-jamin, but lets just call him BJ.
BJ threw his controller into the TV.
"CHEATER! HE'S JUST A NO GOOD CHEATER!" BJ Shouted.
He decided it was time for one last round against the mean, evil cheater. Within seconds, the opposing Marth charged his defenseless Ike, slashing him with tipped F-air after tipped F-air, and then a Tipped Down air off the ledge. BJ lost his first stock.
"IM TIRED OF THIS CHEATER! I'M GOING TO FIND OUT A WAY TO DESTROY EVERY CHEATER ON EARTH!" BJ screamed.
He threw his Custom-Built Wii controller at the TV, but it missed and it hit the Wii, breaking it, and his brawl disk. Not even Ike, his big, strong warrior Ike could destroy the cheater war machine.
BJ started crying softly, he facepalmed and ran out of million dollar theater.
BJ's boyfriend crossed him in the hallway. "Hey...hey now BJ, it's no big deal, you're still the biggest, toughest man I know!" He said.
"ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" BJ Yelled.
"I can play Brawl with you. We can both be Ike. Because he's big and strong, we can take the cheater down together! As teammates!"
"No thanks. BJ replied. I think I know what must be done."
After a quick kiss with his boyfriend, BJ was off.
BJ Speedwalked into his computer room.
"Computer on." BJ Said, he was so rich that he had a custom voice-activated computer.
BJ slammed his keyboard.
"No time for paragraphs," BJ stated to himself "I'm in the zone."
When it was all done, BJ pounded his spacebar, to get out the last of his frustration.
BJ knew this would destroy the evil cheaters once and for all.
He took a sigh of relief, and sat back in his chair, content.
He had completed his mission.
I'M BIG AND STRONG BECAUSE I FLAME PPL ON THE INTERNET!

This made my day, even if a bad aura surrounds this post.
You are my favorite poster of the day, Kennahh.

 

[acv]

yesterday i chaingrabbed on a money match and won 20 dollars.do you think it makes a difference if i CGed or not ?i still won that money and my hand didnt fall off.

 

[Killress]

Stop complaining about the game and get good at it.

Agreed...

 

[MK26]

This thread is awesome
Why haven't we all just left yet?

Spoiler

BJ = post count +18

10posts

/hypocrisy

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Who's? Tyfighter's? Speaking of which, hey haven't seen you in a while! It was you who invited me to anti-brawl discussion, right?

That would be Kennahh's posts he's talking about.

Also, yes, I'm the one who invited you to the Anti-General Brawl Discussion Group. It sure beats stuff like this.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

I don't know. I suddenly found myself posthing here. XD

 

[Aether_Lord]

gtfo why get mad at people way of playing a game? of course we can attack you about your opinion. You are an idiot for not respecting how people play like they want. I dont need to explain myself further ill just read what ppl gotta say from here on out

 

[DTP]

Everyone, If I could have your attention, I would like to tell a story about a little boy named B-jamin, but lets just call him BJ.
BJ threw his controller into the TV.
"CHEATER! HE'S JUST A NO GOOD CHEATER!" BJ Shouted.
He decided it was time for one last round against the mean, evil cheater. Within seconds, the opposing Marth charged his defenseless Ike, slashing him with tipped F-air after tipped F-air, and then a Tipped Down air off the ledge. BJ lost his first stock.
"IM TIRED OF THIS CHEATER! I'M GOING TO FIND OUT A WAY TO DESTROY EVERY CHEATER ON EARTH!" BJ screamed.
He threw his Custom-Built Wii controller at the TV, but it missed and it hit the Wii, breaking it, and his brawl disk. Not even Ike, his big, strong warrior Ike could destroy the cheater war machine.
BJ started crying softly, he facepalmed and ran out of million dollar theater.
BJ's boyfriend crossed him in the hallway. "Hey...hey now BJ, it's no big deal, you're still the biggest, toughest man I know!" He said.
"ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" BJ Yelled.
"I can play Brawl with you. We can both be Ike. Because he's big and strong, we can take the cheater down together! As teammates!"
"No thanks. BJ replied. I think I know what must be done."
After a quick kiss with his boyfriend, BJ was off.
BJ Speedwalked into his computer room.
"Computer on." BJ Said, he was so rich that he had a custom voice-activated computer.
BJ slammed his keyboard.
"No time for paragraphs," BJ stated to himself "I'm in the zone."
When it was all done, BJ pounded his spacebar, to get out the last of his frustration.
BJ knew this would destroy the evil cheaters once and for all.
He took a sigh of relief, and sat back in his chair, content.
He had completed his mission.
I'M BIG AND STRONG BECAUSE I FLAME PPL ON THE INTERNET!

Have you ever considered becoming a novelist of some sort I wanted to read more haha. This was probably the best thing i've seen on SWF thus far.

Sorry B-jamin but you even admitted it was hilarious

 

[The Dinkoman]

I dont call myself "Smasher" I call myself The Dinkoman.

Seriously, we all play to have fun and enjoy a somewhat good game. Thats all we care about, not a n00b posting a none paragraph heck of a post.

end the thread now.

 

[Kennahh]

This made my day, even if a bad aura surrounds this post.
You are my favorite poster of the day, Kennahh.

Does anyone smell Irony?
Oh, there it is.

Okay ya'll, I am not here to start **** or cause problems but I would like to express my disgust for this hypocrisy

Watch the power of the bad aura!
HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You hate him so much you made a story about him, not to offend or anything but thats sad

That would be Kennahh's posts he's talking about.

And wait, Kennahh said it wrong.
It's as follows:
WRYYYYY- wait, wrong one.
HUUUUU(r sound starts here)UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAHHHHHHHH.

Have you ever considered becoming a novelist of some sort I wanted to read more haha. This was probably the best thing i've seen on SWF thus far.
Sorry B-jamin but you even admitted it was hilarious

 

[Tim_The_Enchanter]

Um... Aether... you kinda missed the whole angry screaming part of this thread.

 

[PCHU]

In almost every post I try to include some humor.
It brightens up SOMEONE'S day, while it sometimes ruins mine....
Though in one topic, I did win, and that was for using 'can't let you do that' and 'you're too...' creatively.

And I am a part of the AGBDG as well.

 

[SunriseW12]

Who's? Tyfighter's? Speaking of which, hey haven't seen you in a while! It was you who invited me to anti-brawl discussion, right?

I meant BJ, and no I don't think we've met

 

[PCHU]

And wait, Kennahh said it wrong.
It's as follows:
WRYYYYY- wait, wrong one.

HUUUUU(r sound starts here)UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAHHHHHHHH.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I meant BJ, and no I don't think we've met

He was refering to me, I can see how that was misinterpreted.

In almost every post I try to include some humor.

Just like Hippochinfat!! and Tank McCannon, right?

I am a part of the AGBDG as well.

AGBDG people. Remember, no advertising, or your skin will be used as a rug for AlphaZealot.

 

[B-jamin]

BJ, maybe you shouldn't change your name. Because I gave you such a great nickname, it would be a shame to let it go to waste.

Come come now, you can't really believe you invented that. I've heard that the week after I created that name. B-jamin is for Benjamin and has been that way since 4 years ago. I in fact heard B-j first from my mother!

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Why cause people will spam for invites?

 

[Kennahh]

My post on the last page now has a seekrit ending.

 

[Tim_The_Enchanter]

Come come now, you can't really believe you invented that. I've heard that the week after I created that name. B-jamin is for Benjamin and has been that way since 4 years ago. I in fact heard B-j first from my mother!

I'm sure you've heard lots of BJs from your mother. She has a very active part in our smash community actually.

 

[PCHU]

LAWL at Kennahh's secret ending.
It's not really secret, and needs more green headband of death in it.

And what?
BJ= BLACK JOHNS?
WHAT KIND OF CRAZINESS IS THIS?
Kidding.

And it wouldn't matter because I'm white AND black.
With Marth hair....

 

[B-jamin]

I'm sure you've heard lots of BJs from your mother. She has a very active part in our smash community actually.

And what part exactly is that? Are you lez because I remember you telling me something about how you were a girl. Anyway, I didn't mean to insult your way of life on Brawl but **** dude, let it go. The war is over, you guys won.

 

[PCHU]

There was a war?

 

[Tim_The_Enchanter]

When did I ever say I was a girl?

 

[KoalaBear]

im pretty sure blowjamin just lost

 

[Ørion]

Hmm...I haven't read this thread 100 times already...B-jamin, sorry but people have posted the same thing you have many times, and if you have really been at the forums for a while you would probably know that. Most people on this forum Play to Win, which means using any tactic. Just ask Mr. Sirlin about it.

 

[PCHU]

Tim, I think I remember.
Back when he said stop being a girl, and you argued back.
I was going to, but I knew someone else would say it better.

 

[Tim_The_Enchanter]

WOOT WOOT FOR SMASH DEBATERS!

Edit: I didn't say I was a girl. He made a sexist comment and I said I could be a girl.

 

[PCHU]

How'd you get that, Tim?
The title of Smash Debater?

 

[Kennahh]

There was a war?

Here's the answer.

 

[GI Josh]

Can we just go ahead and settle that I am not complaining? Can we please? I am tired of you guys saying that as your little come back. Well whatever, most of you seem so one-sided and go with popular opinion so I guess there it is. I came to express an opinion and you just like to **** on it. I guess this must be the highlight of your day, that you can team up and attack someone who just wanted to speak his voice. You are really really super cool and awesome. Whatever, you guys are the noobs and if you'd like to see how noobish I am we can always Brawl, biatch. Oh and stop reading my **** if you don't like the way I type, in fact just bounce out. Learn to accept not all people think like you and before you ask me to do the same, realize that I am well aware of that. Quit acting like such a girl Tim.

Ok, first of all, the only way you can prove who is actually more skilled is to play Melee, brawl is CONIDERABLY less skill-based than Melee

 

[Deleted member]

Wow, i can't believe this thread is still alive...

 

[PCHU]

Why, it's not ancient, and there's a reply like every two minutes.
It's the Smash sensation that's sweeping the nation......-al boards.

 

[Kennahh]

And I posted a story, plus a quote post and a seekrit ending.

Started it.

Everyone, If I could have your attention, I would like to tell a story about a little boy named B-jamin, but lets just call him BJ.
BJ threw his controller into the TV.
"CHEATER! HE'S JUST A NO GOOD CHEATER!" BJ Shouted.
He decided it was time for one last round against the mean, evil cheater. Within seconds, the opposing Marth charged his defenseless Ike, slashing him with tipped F-air after tipped F-air, and then a Tipped Down air off the ledge. BJ lost his first stock.
"IM TIRED OF THIS CHEATER! I'M GOING TO FIND OUT A WAY TO DESTROY EVERY CHEATER ON EARTH!" BJ screamed.
He threw his Custom-Built Wii controller at the TV, but it missed and it hit the Wii, breaking it, and his brawl disk. Not even Ike, his big, strong warrior Ike could destroy the cheater war machine.
BJ started crying softly, he facepalmed and ran out of million dollar theater.
BJ's boyfriend crossed him in the hallway. "Hey...hey now BJ, it's no big deal, you're still the biggest, toughest man I know!" He said.
"ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" BJ Yelled.
"I can play Brawl with you. We can both be Ike. Because he's big and strong, we can take the cheater down together! As teammates!"
"No thanks. BJ replied. I think I know what must be done."
After a quick kiss with his boyfriend, BJ was off.
BJ Speedwalked into his computer room.
"Computer on." BJ Said, he was so rich that he had a custom voice-activated computer.
BJ slammed his keyboard.
"No time for paragraphs," BJ stated to himself "I'm in the zone."
When it was all done, BJ pounded his spacebar, to get out the last of his frustration.
BJ knew this would destroy the evil cheaters once and for all.
He took a sigh of relief, and sat back in his chair, content.
He had completed his mission.
I'M BIG AND STRONG BECAUSE I FLAME PPL ON THE INTERNET!

Kept em here.

Kept em longer.

:]

Finished them off.

 

[Tim_The_Enchanter]

@PCHU: You have to apply. Go to the Debate Hall and find the thread that explains how to apply.

 

[PCHU]

Okay.
I was curious, I would rather not have a pink title.
I'm aiming for higher things, but at the rate people are downing me just because I'm fourteen, I'm not going to get very far...

 

[Kennahh]

PCHU! Don't listen to them! GIVE THEM LOGIC!
"It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice!"
-Kennahh

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

you know, we really should be brawling and having fun instead of this . . .

Yeah we should...

 

[-Big_-Blue 9]

Burn this thread with ph!re
seriously, it needs a locking.

 

[Tim_The_Enchanter]

This thread is fun. And oddly memey

 

[PCHU]

BigBlue, you ruin all the fun.
This is the best thread so far.


And Kennahh, all of my posts revolve around logic.
Given that I am only 14, my logic isn't the world's best, but among friends, and even people I don't know (Look at the Tiers: If characters were true to their games... topic) have told me that my logic is farther than most.
Though sometimes this is not the case (as it's a bit flawed or on par with others).

All I want to do is be an effective smash player at fourteen years old.
I took on the name PCHU because at the time I was young, but still a great player.
Of course I am TONS better now, and still young.
But I think Bombsoldier did it best.
I can't go to ANY tournaments, as my parents hate to waste gas.
If I DID win, some of the money would go toward the trip, I'm sure.

All I can do now is make myself known (hopefully in a good way), and do my best to wipe out every player I can.
My friends respect me as a smash player (I dominate on 64, and I've only played a few matches, while they GREW UP with it), and I hope that others will as well.


See what I did there?
Organized mini WOT. (lol wot)
Some people could learn from that.