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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2025

I'm watching some of the Play Nintendo kiddie ads, and they keep saying "I'd like to think that..." when describing character traits - and on one hand I do appreciate them encouraging kids to create their own interpretations of Nintendo's intentionally vague character personalities, but on the other, "I'd like to think Diddy Kong is a great friend" in an utterly tragic sentence out of context.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2025

You have legitimate Smash info, with visual evidence in motion, you are going to leak it, as anyone would, but you're in the mood for shenanigans: what lies do you insert within your truths? Are you feeling vindictive? Do you want to give relief through an unpleasant lie? Do you want to make your weird MW mainstream? Are you just in a memeing mood?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2025

couldn't somebody just hack youtube's copyright id system and leak a bunch of cancelled or lost tv shows and ****

i've been wondering this since i was a child

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2025

Put Chunky Kong in Smash and base his entire moveset and depiction around him accidentally wearing a disco suit to the DK Rap.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2025

Having the Metroid assist trophy only be killable with ice when only like 2 characters have ice attacks isn't a cute reference, it's bad game design. Not even bad balance or competitive design or something nitty-gritty like most flaws I think exist in Smash, just like, regular ol' nonsensically cryptic gameplay.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2025

I haven't seen the Jellystone Cartoon Network crossover yet, but from what I've seen it really annoys me that all the Hanna-Barbera characters got completely redesigned but the CN characters are just... the characters from the shows.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 8, 2025

Trying to figure out why general Smash fandom thinks emotional attachment is the be-all-end-all, but also feel any kind of reason to argue points for or against a character, and I think my brain is actually going to break.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 8, 2025

Went down the "is Rayman a mascot" rabbit hole and found some technically-substantial evidence (specifically WayBack Machine crawls of Ubisoft websites), but that evidence is all localised entirely within a span of 2-to-3 years, and either internet exclusive; representing only Ubisoft's children's game range; or both.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 8, 2025

Reading up My Little Pony discourse, and apparently there's kind of an animosity between toy fans and show fans, because the prior doesn't like how all the toys are made show-accurate - instead of uniquely brushable - and overwhelmingly based on the same 8 or so main characters to appeal to show fans instead of fans who want to make up their own personalities and stories.

Fandom is a flat circle.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2025

Toad implementions in Smash ranked, worst to best

Captain Toad
Mario Party/RNG moveset
"general" Toad moveset
Wario's Woods moveset
Weird gross spore moveset
Assigned a specific power-up, full moveset made out of it
Mario clone
Toad Kart

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2025

Baby Pauline does not exist yet and I am already ready to die in her defense (i would still prefer baby wario or baby yoshi though)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2025

switching copyright to "use me or lose me" is a bad idea (way too easy to loophole no matter what interpretation), but it could - under the right circumstances - cause the funniest thing ever

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2025

I feel like I'd be a lot more proactive in criticising AI if the large anti-AI sentiment wasn't so happy with talking in a weird "us vs. them" way. Even when referring to an inanimate object and by all means true, the idea of "we are inately better than them" just freaks me out, especially when I'm part of the "we". You're starting to sound like Ayn Rand, stop doing that.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2025

I think that pretty much every adaptation Warner Bros has put out in the last 10 years or so, with a few exceptions, feels kinda like... for lack of a better term, bargain bin public domain adaptations? Like they want to be seen as willing to let artists take risks with established IP, but there's also some things that can't or must be omitted (particularly aesthetically), and it ends up making a bit of an uncanny valley between a faithful adaptation and something new using the same content.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2025

I learned what a cult is by watching the Nostalgia Critic talk about how he learned what a cult is by watching Chip N Dale.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2025

I was going to make a "what's the matter lagerboy?" meme about playing characters based on function, but I realised that "functions-are-charactersboy" and "emotional attachmentboy" are both too long and ruin the sentence flow, and I just simply couldn't use "F.A.C."

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2025

What is it about Pokemon specifically that attracts people with strange traditionalist views of gender expression? Like, people will just flip out at the concept of a female Machamp or Meloetta not having a gender in such a ridiculous way I don't think I ever see anywhere else.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2025

The best thing about parodies made by people barely familiar with the source material (Robot Chicken, Mad, e.t.c.) is when they accidentally make a wildly deep cut just by googling "FRANCHISE NOUN character".

You know who this is, but not from Sonic.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2025

Shoutout to Smash alts that did come back unaltered, but are basically gone because they don't work as well with the art style changes.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2025

just got powerwash simulator, it is really good but also impossible to not see it as a taco bell simulator.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2025

Pack it up, this is the best tagline on Letterboxd

Oliver & Company (1988)

A young cat named Oliver is left alone in a kitten box, while all the other young cats have new owners. A big dog named Dodger shows him how to get food and later Oliver lives with him, his owner Fagin and Fagin's other dogs Tito, Rita, Einstein, and Francis. Fagin has one problem besides being...

letterboxd.com

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2025

It's really funny how Letterboxd has a "popular lists" window on every movie, but each time it's like the same 3 lists that are all called "Every movie."

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2025

I like how Pokemon Sun and Moon is basically already a bit of a 2010s time capsule, given most of its villains either redeem or turn out to not be all that bad, and Team Skull are probably modelled after Supreme hype bros. Both of these I think are positive things mind you.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2025

Willyoupressthebutton dot com, if you consider it a video game, is the most frustrating video game ever (or second behind Goof Troop Jigsaw Puzzle, probably a tie) because almost every question has a really obvious black-and-white answer, but the majority consensus is always wrong.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2025

The world if everyone who wants a new installment in a dormant 25-30+ year old game or TV show rallied around reasonable copyright lengths instead.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2025

Dig Dug: Divorced
Pac-Man: Divorced because of cosmic circumstances from another, nigh-incomprehensible plane of existence
Q*Bert: Had kids with Josh Gad
Donkey Kong: Widower

Sad ****.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2025

Once a VERY long time ago I was reading IMDB joke lists, and found one called "Striminal Activity", which was a reference to some sort of PSA trying to get millennials to call pirates "striminals" or something and was like saying these are the movies striminals watch, and the first film, and therefore thumbnail, was the SNL Coneheads movie - so everything I see anything related to that movie I don't recognise the film as being called "Coneheads" but rather "Striminal Activity"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2025

If there was a site called "Netflik" (singular), what movie would be on it?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2025

I've been recommended this video a few times, and always assumed it was just a Mario 3 level mod or something, probably made by someone who doesn't like the New games, but now I know what this is, it's peak

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2025

wait is she singing-

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2025

I'm starting to think that a lot of people less-so view Smash trailers as "part of the product" as opposed to marketing, and more just don't know what advertising is as a concept or how it works.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2025

Mr. Beast: "Life is so much easier when you're... bro"
News outlets: "Mr. Beast thinks life is easier when you're broke!"
Mr. Beast: "I didn't say that, that's slander, but uhh... now you mention i-"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2025

games regulators when kids play luigi casino with fake money

games regulators when kids play dlc casino with real money (it's not technically addictive)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2025

Nobody takes this trailer **** seriously, it's just devolving into vaguely personal insults based entirely around "You DO know why you're wrong right? proceeds to say nothing".

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2025

You're a Red One, Mr. Rock, you really were a heel. You've got heirarchy shifted and armour in your contract, Mr. Rooooocccckkk (I'm done)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2025

why is just eat trying to recruit me into scientology?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2025

The whole "non-sapient rat accidentally plays a crucial role in saving the universe" thing from Avengers would be a really cute 7-minute cartoon, but sounds like (second hand info here, maybe it works in context) a horrible plot point for a superhero movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2025

Something funny I learned from NASB discourse is that there are people out there who love Nickelodeon cartoons, but hate gross-out jokes.

How does that even happen? Am I just out-of-touch on what Nickelodeon - as a cultural entity - is???

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2025

big dream land would be the campiest stage in smash history.

make it happen


The hero is defeated, chum becomes Bikini Bottom's central food source	The hero is triumphant, but Plankton walks free and Squidward remains manager	The hero is triumphant, Plankton is imprisoned, and SpongeBob is promoted to manager

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