I'm watching footage of all the transforming Smash stages to imagine what a transformation toggle would be like, and I'm starting to realise whoever designs Smash stages REALLY likes this weird-ass layout for some reason
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I like how Smash Remix allowing you to turn off stage movement means that you can play an exclusively Squirtle-themed Poke Floats.
is machete (2010) the type specimen of "adult reboots of existing children's properties"
Just beat Noah's Ark for NES (Konami).
when your wife is on theordering a load of potatoes and says "yes the potatoes have an alcohol problem"
I find it funny how the BBC trailer for the new Wallace & Gromit is the one that inserts a pop song for no reason, and the Netflix trailer uses the actual film score. I would expect it to be the other way around.
Nintendo picked the wrong house, fool.
Palworld Dev May Have Found An Unexpected Ally In Nintendo's Lawsuit: An Old GTA 5 Mod
Trevorlutionwww.nintendolife.com
JESUS H. CHRIST DREAMWORKS, HOW DID YOU MAKE A POSTER THAT GOES THIS HARD.
how do you make this of all things sound good
What I wouldn't give to watch the Minecraft movie as someone who does not know what a video game is.
I do not get why Sega got off the hook so easily, if not were outright praised, for their weird handling of Sonic Generations' delisting. They somehow managed to go below the bare minimum while having the original game (technically) avaliable to purchase at the same time? It's like greenwashing for preservation.
I am glad for all our sanities that this infohazard remains forbidden
"Gen Z slang is so weird!"
My brother in christ, your generation used to calling winning a video game "owning" people.
instead of bunding together all the retros for an "... for every smash series" project, you should bundle together every nintendo-tied 3p. professor layton represents the entirety of mega man, castlevania, bayonetta, and banjo kazooie.
The name "Red One" is really funny to me, even before I found out it was some attempt at an epic "hallmark holiday cinematic universe" or had anything to do with Christmas at all, I just couldn't help bursting into laughter thinking about the prospect of a film called "Red One".
doing a smash alt costumes project and JESUS DOES EVERYONE IN THIS GAME HAVE A SANTA OUTFIT?
Why in the heteronormative HELL is the SNK dating sim called "King of Fighters for Girls"?
i was reading the deltarune "woody theory" and someone mentioned that they thought a future chapter would be "ice-e" themed and i didn't realise ice-e was the name of a probably-unrelated undertale character and not that they were suggesting the prospect of a slush-world with a parody of this guy as a boss
I had heard "the indomitable human spirit" before and thought it was kinda sweet/hopecore, but turns out... god damnit, it's just a weird dudebro hype thing.
the lion king remake-prequel looks a billion times better visually than the first remake, but i can't tell whether that's more of an insult towards #1 or #2.
It really surprises how quickly memes get forgotten - that Nutshack-Bee Movie-Lorax stuff was everywhere but people treat it like a hallucination at most.
There is a bizarre dichotomy to YouTubers who talk about crime and exploitation having to censor "ass" to make a living while YouTubers who reupload unedited SpongeBob clips have a practical incentive (even if it's nowhere near as important) to fill the description with the most profane words imaginable to uphold a community.
"Slendytubbies" implies the existence of "Teleman", the lovable Slenderman-inspired mascot who has literally nothing to do with Teletubbies.
Those memes where people dig up 15-year-old Twitter posts with words like "Skibidi", "Chungus", or "Tuah" are actually really interesting to me because like... how do we not know that any of the other famous word etymologies were just a bizarre coincidence?
If Glass Joe was to get in Smash, he should be a combo BEAST - you play as him and you say "Oh, he's a boxer, but he's really weak! His forward smash only does 7 damage charged, and he's barely as much as slapping! How unexpected!" but once you start playing him in a way you wouldn't play a boxer, he can really shine, kinda like how Punch-Out Wii implies he lives a quite luxiourous life outside of boxing. That being said, I think it would only really work in a Smash game designed in a way that casual players can easily KO using combos as well as stray smash attacks.
I don't think Game Awards nominating DLC is a good idea necessarily, not because of the "second chance"/"SpongeBob at the KCAs" factor, but more just because DLC will be utterly dominated compared to if it was to have its own category. This isn't like Best Animated Film where it's a medium that can be used as effectively or ineffectively as another, this is more like a different type of product with its own very glaring strengths and limitations, I'd say it's closer to comparing short films to feature length films - especially when you add on the extra trouble of whether you count the existing assets and gameplay the DLC is designed around as part of it or not.
The Toy Story 5 concept art reminds me how AI will always clone characters and make them ominously march towards the screen like Pikmin. That has to be my favourite Mysterious AI Quirk That Should Never Be Patched Out.
the character on the left is the nasb equivalent of the character on the right
sakurai is such a 4TH DIMENSIONAL TROLL that he BREAKS FALSE ADVERTISING LAWS and gets FINED 300 MILLION YEN under the JAPANESE PREMIUMS AND REPRESENTATIONS ACT OF 1962 to troll us
my whole life is a lie
Oh my god I just realised that the sky is made of hexagons in Chicken Little because it's supposed to be chicken coop wire. That's weirdly intelligent for this movie. Truly a certified One Little Slip moment.
I've been making fan-names (well, maybe not "fan-"...) for some of the Smash alts as seperate characters, and assinging them unique gender and moral alignments, and I think my favourite name here is blue K. Rool being the virtious, female "President B. Neverviolent" with an extremely close second being the pink Greninja, who is known as "
janesFR0AKY"
It's also very difficult to avoid making uncharacteristic pop culture references. Especially for Incineroar. I let pink Banjo being called "Fuzzy" fly though, there's just barely enough plausable deniability there that I have just completely eradicated in this very sentence.
smash ultimate dlc finale if the square enix exec got in an elevator with a dreamworks exec in 1999
They say that the Garden of Awesome ceased to be when James Rolfe, taking the form of a bad dragon, convinced Lindsay Ellis to feed Doug Walker a forbidden cinnabon roll. Don't give in to temptation, lest you lose the things a Bat Credit Card can't buy. #nncn
I don't like how 3DS-onwards gave Jigglypuff actual facial expressions, the blank stare is much more endearing
DANKPODS MADE THOSE SIMPSONS REMIXES????
i have not gone to sleep in the past 3 hours, i do not drink alcohol or consume drugs, yet i still managed to have a hangover sensation from remembering that i just wrote a 16 line essay on why first party snes games are ugly 3 hours ago, but not why. i mean, i remember why i think those games are ugly, but... yeah. i dunno why i wrote that big essay, the post i was responding to was multiple days old -
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