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Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

"Fixed Rilla Roo" is a very funny name, but I don't think it's as funny as "Real Velo". Something about the combination of this smug-ass CSS image and the description of him as "real" just cracks me up. (especially considering Fake Velo wasn't added until the penultimate update and isn't even called Fake Velo)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

Nintendo Reveals Japan's "Top 30" Most Downloaded Switch eShop Games Of 2024

Suika Game takes out the top spot

www.nintendolife.com

Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl sold better than Ultimate

Maybe The People do have good taste after all.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2024

cmc+ is so bad holy ****. i think i'm ok with no mods if i have to filter this.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2024

super smash bros. fans when stanley supershark has biting attacks (he didnt do that in the game, where the hell would they get the idea of a supershark biting from, are they insane)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2024

the fact that you have to download cmc+ with its morbillion gigabytes of characters to easily mod crusade

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2024

wario saliva discourse

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 27, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 27, 2024

It's weird how every MVS review will call out the game's capitalistic greed (rightfully) than immediately criticise it for putting in unconventional choices like Banana Guard and Reindog because that's "not what fans want". Sorry to break it to you, but appealing to fan demand is an offshoot of capitalist greed.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 27, 2024

german commercial: GUYS

is SPONGE ROBERT a...

MARSHMALLOW MATEY??

lost media fans: Good for him. Now show me that

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 27, 2024

Never knew how much I needed a non-tile-based 2D Mario until now. They should've been doing it this way since the DS.
also possible seizure warning, there's some really fast cuts

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 26, 2024

The term "influencer" sounds dystopian in a really unsubtle way. Like secondary school writing class unsubtle.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 26, 2024

are latest to oldest scroll feeds non-linear storytelling

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 26, 2024

Next week, one half of him returns to mankind's embrace. If anyone here lives to 2095, you know what to do next.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 25, 2024

Broke: Nabbit is Bowser Jr. in disguise
Woke: Jaw bibs are the Supreme hoodies of the Mario universe

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 25, 2024

uk people: TURN ON THE TV, IT MATTERS WHICH CHANNEL (BBC ONE)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 25, 2024

Wallace solos Goku because he could just use his Mind Manipulate-O-Matic to turn Goku into a frail British elder and himself into a Were-Goku triple his height and strength.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 25, 2024

watching the little joel dcoms video, and why are these films so obsessed with creating artificial life. he brings up the whole "racism towards demons" thing as repetitive, but i don't get why literally every 5th movie is about some kind of ai or clone or wish baby or something. is it just the easiest wish fulfilment plot to get a conflict out of?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 25, 2024

got "oops, finding another driver!"ed and the only explanation i could find online was that it was a result of not tipping... even though i tipped and live in the uk where that isn't really a cultural idea let alone an expectation.

sonic, where is my island?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 24, 2024

If there's another Smash platformer story mode, they should design it like Break the Targets - every character has their own stage that challenges their abilities specifically.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 24, 2024

I like how the whole "shared universe backstory" thing with Wish implies that these two have some insane grudge.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 23, 2024

Morty in MultiVersus might the funniest platform fighter character choice ever because like... look at him. He's just a white 16 year old in a shirt and jeans. I get his moveset has sci-fi stuff from the show, but from the Patented WaWaWa "Character Design As A Png In A Void Without Context" fighting character ranking system, he is literally just a guy. I love it.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 23, 2024

Perfect song to rent out a theatre, watch the Pyoro leaks podcast, and eat garlic to.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 23, 2024

I'm the Small Norm! I want small beer!

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 22, 2024

If Catly releasing actual gameplay footage immedately after reveal is anything to go by, gut-feeling-based false AI allegations might be the key to saving the gaming industry.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 22, 2024

Is the NASB2 rematch system (anything set to random is randomised again) something that originated in NASB2 or is it taken from some other game? Because that turned a useless feature into an essential for me.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 21, 2024

"smash ultimate is the best game ever because soras in it"
THEN WHY ISN'T THIS REVIEW FOR KINGDOM HEARTS (2002)

YES, I'M PETTY.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 21, 2024

why does the models resource thumbnail for cartoon network racing (ps2) look like an advert for retirement homes.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 21, 2024

do not google donut guy from katamari

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 21, 2024

still not over the backyardigans wikia mafia.

someone needs to make a movie about this.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 21, 2024

I have a really weird history with the word "perchance", where it is just part of my regular vocab and always has been, but back in my school years teachers would treat it like Pee-Wee's secret words and just hype me up whenever I'd say it for no reason, so the "you can't just say perchance" scold in Mario the Idea Vs. Mario the Man is very cathardic to me.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 21, 2024

Any "play activity stats" feature is a hell for someone like me who falls in the "we're all a little OCD, aren't we?" camp. NASB2 has more content than Slap City, so I've naturally played it more, but god damn if I don't hate acknowledging that.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 21, 2024

Reading the PS1 gamelist, and the hell is this about?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 20, 2024

imagine genuinely thinking charizard is in any way a higher priority than squirtle or ivysaur

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 20, 2024

reading the moodsters legal documents (as you do) and it's really funny that they keep on bringing up the batmobile even though i know why.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 20, 2024

I was sorting all the SSBU spirits into role camps - playable, AT, e.t.c. - and felt a surge of dark power as I put Expresso the Ostrich in "unique fighter" territory. I don't know why this pick was the one that made me feel like I was playing with god since I had already done a few hot take picks..

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 20, 2024

This guy's videos are usually just a fine enough background noise nothingburger, I enjoy them but don't feel too strongly, but this... holy crap. What a rabbithole.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 20, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 19, 2024

WE ARE GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM

ULTIMATE DELUXE

actually no now i think about it that might be worse.

not that they couldn't just... remove a single song and spirit lmao

this post makes no sense, but it makes more sense than the pontac and graff post so it's staying up

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 19, 2024

If Live & Learn ceases to be used in Sonic games after this lawsuit, I really hope people are smart enough to blame Sega for not paying up. This isn't MJ-level rights and controversy we're talking about here.

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