Damn, weird to see all the old Marth mains being salty as hell about Cloud.
Why don't you just play the character? I've been putting time into him on the side, it feels a lot like Brawl Marth did.
Or Robin. :3
I'm a new Falco main who's salty about how Cloud has a better projectile and a better Dair than Falco. Do I count as another grain of salt?
Was hyped about Cloud, found out that Down Special was actually Limit Charge and not Finishing Touch which with meter would be modified into a single-hit and not a multi-hit combo move like in Dissidia, watched sets of Cloud, didn't like how he fought, really didn't like how you have to manage meter in a game where only 1 character, Cloud, has a limit while the other 1, Little Mac, has one that just dies if he gets tumbled, and then decided... Nope, probably not playing Cloud. People can make him look cool, but not playing him. Oh, and screw him not having a normal running animation. Stupid glide. He should have glided for his dash and then moved into a run which while convoluted as hell, would still look better than a literal flying Cloud. It removes the whole this dude's running at me with a giant freaking sword to a pretty boy flying towards me.
Meanwhile, Neath, a French player who plays Roy, sparked another ember with Roy. Before, when I watched Roy's leaked footage, I felt like he was a cool character. That died for a while after seeing pretty much bland Roy gameplay until seeing Neath's Roy recently. Always liked Roy, but I HATED his "HAWH" whenever he jumped in Melee and PM. Melee Roy's voice clips were too high-pitched and obnoxious to me... then he grew up in Smash 4. Also, Bayonetta's seducing me with flashback of combos from Devil May Cry and of course, Bayonetta. Problem is I don't really like her character; the innuendos and QTEs really put me off from finishing her game. That being said, waiting on a character bundle since I'm a po' college student.
TL;DR: as a relationship history: Falco = Stockholm syndrome or indoctrination, Fox = a vocal tragedy, Ike = ex whose fire isn't there (in Smash 4) anymore, Cloud = web dating i.e. when it turns out that's not who they really are, Roy = an old flame, Little Mac = the one who I never followed up on, Ganondorf = the blind date who clicked, but Falco stole me away, Greninja, Lucina, Marth, Mega Man, Palutena, Peach, Pit, Samus, Toon Link, and Wii Fit Trainer = speed-dating or experiments, Link, Sheik, and Zelda = failed relationships, Wolf = the one who got away, and Bayonetta = the "Mrs. Robinson". I like being weird.