Wish Corruptor

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but the power is too much for you. You die from it.

I wish it was always night.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, all plants, die, thus filling the atmosphere with carbon dioxide and killing mankind.

I wish I had an A in science

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but you got an F in Math and your average exploded.

I wish I could touch the sky.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but you'll never be able to touch the ground anymore.

I wish Subway wouldn't pack 5+ napkins with my sandwhich, it's like they ENJOY wasting paper!

 

[xfootdoctor]

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[xfootdoctor]

granted but instead they pack it with plastic forks

I wish I had some new jeans

 

[Link Lord]

I wish that I could use a full powered "Falcon....PUUNNNCHHH!!"

I have to do it... this happens.

Anyway, granted, they are the new"Make it Yourself!" jeans.

I wish I could find a falcon punch video in which the explosion is as big as the universe.

 

[Deep2]

granted, but then it becomes reality and everything and everybody dies.
I wish that i had straight A's

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted but they stand for ***holes
i wish i had faster internet

 

[Link Lord]

Granted, but your computer is slow instead.

I wish Toon Link wasn't in Brawl.

 

[Lucina Clash]

Granted, they replace Toon Link with the CD-i one... great!

I wish I killed Ridley a long time ago...

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but the Ridley tards never forgive you and spam your inbox with hate mail. They also hold extremely annoying candlelight vigils for their fallen lord and master every week on your front lawn.

I wish Geno wasn't so overrated.

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, now Waluigi is overrated

I wish my Wii could also make pancakes

 

[Deep2]

Granted, but everytime you take a bite from one of those pancakes, you bite into metal.
I wish i could get better with Toon Link.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted, you get 1% better.

I wish these 3 month past like a second.

 

[Deep2]

granted, but then every 3 months pass like a second and your life is over before you know it.
I wish that wasn't so easy.

 

[Davy Jones]

It isn't so easy, it's easyer

I wish Brawl has a 39 character rooster.

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted, if you count poketrainer as 3, sheik and zelda as 2, samuz and zzs as 2. u have 39!
i wish they would let me see this rated r movie.

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, however "This Rated R Movie" hasn't been made yet IIRC

I wish I lived closer to Gamespot

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted, but u end up closer to ign instead.
i wish it was easy being cheesy.

 

[Davy Jones]

It is... not.

I wish I had a lot of cash, so I could swim in it.

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, but I unplug the stopper and it all drains into my pocket

I wish my room had additional pylons.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted, now your room has now pylons everywhere, you can't live there now.

I wanna have a snake as a pet.

 

[antimatter]

granted. it is the size of the cloverfield monster and eats you. i wish i didnt have to go yesterday without the internet.

 

[Ekul]

Granted, you never get to use the internet after today.
I wish my eyes could shoot lasers.

 

[antimatter]

granted. you use your powers on a mirror accidentally and blind yourself forever.
i wish i had internet again...wait, what?
i actually wish for world peace.

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted but it only lasted for a day then its war again.
i wish kfc's chickens and mcdonald's burger weren't high in cholesterol and fat.

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, now they're high in sulfuric acid

I wish I had a pencil that stayed sharp forever

 

[Rock Man X]

Granted. It's so sharp that it always tears through your paper, though.

I wish they would make more colors for the Wii like when they first announced it.

 

[antimatter]

granted. they only come out as toys shaped like how the wii was when it was the revolution.
i wish the gamecube was called the dolphin

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted. It won't let you put discs in it because it flaps around too much, and it gets everything wet.

I wish I didn't have to to do the 800 at the track meet...

 

[Rock Man X]

Granted. Now you have to do the 900. Yes, like that Tony Hawk character.

I wish I could figure out why my rig isn't working!

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted, you'l figure it out sooner or later...

I wish I could fly.

 

[Link Lord]

Granted. Chuck Norris flies above you and roundhouse kicks you, doing a meteor smash sending you straight into a jetti. (Ouch...)

I wish no form of Link OTHER THAN Twilight Princess Link were in Brawl and Brawl Link does NOT get changed in any way after or during the time this is granted.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but it doesn't matter, because TP Link already sucked to begin with.

I wish Marill would be playable instead of boring Pokemon like Pikachu.

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted but he nobody mains he/she/it.
i wish they make devil may cry 4 for the wii.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but Nero and Dante aren't in the game.

I wish I was a Necromancer.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted, but your powers get out of control and ur zombies eat ya.

I wanna be an adult!

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you're overweight, ugly, and die of heart attack

I wish school was out next week

 

[Rock Man X]

Granted, but your copy of Brawl is borked and no one has any new shipments until the following week!

I wish that I more time to work on my assignments.