Wish Corruptor

[capt.falcon4life]

granted but u have no time to play videogames
i wish my friend would go on a diet, so she could have that hourglass shape all guys dig.

 

[antimatter]

granted. someone else takes her out and you never see her again.
i wish i could change the above poster's location. i dont like perverted jokes

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted, the above poster's location is now behind u.
i wish there was a gamestop beside my house so i can go to their midnight release.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but I live next door and get the last copy--And for only $10!

I wish I had finished my STD project

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted, but it's finished only 1%

I whish there was no school.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but your teachers decide to live with you, and want to give you lots of homework.

I wish people would stop thinking I'm gay because I wear black nail polish.

 

[Link Lord]

Granted, they start thinking you're a girl.(Hey, at least now they think you're straight!)

I wish today AND ONLY TODAY MARCH EIGHTH 2008 would go by faster.

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted, but ssbb becomes sold out quickly.
i wish i would stop freaking out because tomorrow is march 9.

 

[Kips]

Granted. Now it's March 9 and you're freaking out because it's now.

I wish I could run super fast like the Flash and vibrate through stuff.

 

[capt.falcon4life]

omg its march 9!
granted, but your muscles suffer from fatigue, making u paralyzed.
i wish future shop opens up already!

 

[tetrafkash777]

granted but since it is future shop it shall remain closed until the future which shall never come.

i wish brawl had free Downloadable content

 

[antimatter]

granted. it is called stages from other people.
i wish that geno was an option for the heads you can put under your profile.

 

[DOGE]

granted, but genos gone emo since mario rpg.
i wish for a big thing of gouda cheese

 

[tetrafkash777]

granted but u happen to be lactose intolerant

i wish that i was uber 1337 at everything

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but all others are teh haxxorz at lief.

I wish for rubber feet.

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted. You get chased by a bear and can't run right with them.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Platypus]

Granted. The wish is made by someone else and is for a toucan.

I wish for a metal jacket full of furious bees.

 

[Darqhart]

Granted, but the jacket is made of frozen mercury.

I wish for Diablo 3.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted, but you have to pay it.

I wish i can fly!

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but you're only flying because a gorilla punched you into the air.

I wish I was a zombie who could shoot enormous amounts of blood from the mouth at any time.

 

[antimatter]

granted. you kill everyone, but they are immune to your infection. you are stuck alone in this world. you cannot die, and there is nothing left to enjoy. all because you wanted to be a blood shooting zombie.
i wish more people would go into forum fight.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted, I start, take this forum punch!

I wish i was a star!

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, now you're Lindsay Lohan. Watch out!

I wish I ran an organization of S-Class criminals.

 

[TLMarth]

You run an organization of S-class criminals but they steal all your riches and kill your family after you anger them.

I wish I had the Force.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but you turn to the darkside and kill your family.

I wish I had an Easter Basket.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, it's full of rotton eggs.


I wish * Naruto Shippuden spoilers*










That Itachi didn't die.

 

[antimatter]

granted. the series ends. muhahahaha!
i wish that i wasnt cruel as a mechanism to keep myself from being tormented by others.

 

[quatripain]

wish granted but i said hi to a pancake

i wish that ssb4 has movie chars

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, there all characters from Paris Hilton movies.

I wish I were stronger than a girl.

 

[KraidGuy]

O.O

Granted, you're only stronger than 1-year olds.

I wish track wasn't so tiring.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you're so good, you decide to compete in the X-Planet 9000, in which you have to run through some of the most dangerous places in the world. In all of the 50+ races, only one person has survived before.

I wish Sega would just announce the name of the new Werehog.

 

[Nicolette]

Granted but it's a stupidly rediculous name and you hate it.

I wish my coursework was finished.

 

[Hazy]

Granted, but you fail.
I wish I could fly

 

[quatripain]

granted but i use my triforce slash punch and kill you dead

i wish i had a life

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but I take it away by killing you.

I wish everyone would stop using Wolf, and the other " Top tier" characters so much.

 

[quatripain]

granted but everyone owns you by using ganon punch(ganons bottom tier but im good as him)

i wish that zamus was my girlfriend(and f*** buddy)

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, she's an r-pist

I wish the theme to Sonic Unleashed had been revealed already.

 

[quatripain]

granted but its really the bananafone song(its annoying)
I wish captain falcon was my brother

 

[graves]

Granted you hate it.

I wish i could play Brawl all day

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but Jack Thompsin is now your dad

I wish they hadn't played a certain inappropriate song at our school carnival--Thriller