Wish Corruptor

[Deleted member]

Not granted.

I wish I had good looks.

 

[ShinobiSli]

Granted, but the fat gives you a heart attack.

I wish for a BLT.

 

[Tristan Fattest of All Kids]

Your wish is granted, but BLT stands for Big Lazy Toga-man.

I wish a monkey would molest the person granting my wish.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, but I wouldn't hold back.

I wish the next person could not post in this thread whatsoever, in any way, shape or form.

 

[Frown]

Granted, he... Aw, crap.

I wish I was the biggest man in the world and covered in gold.

 

[Moon-Wolf]

Granted, but you cant get through doors. So you must live outside and get eaten by racoons during your sleep.

I wish for a racooon.

 

[Frown]

Granted, I found it on the highway.

I wish for an ALABAMA MAN action figure. This one: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-478763025826801324

 

[grimraper139]

granted but he misses his wife and busts your lip


i wish the orlando magic would with the national basketball association championship every other year

 

[Frown]

Granted, we have a winner in the cheerleading contest.

I wish the world was perfect.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, we have a winner in the cheerleading contest.

I wish the world was perfect.

Granted, but we can only wish.

I wish I was the best at SSBB.

 

[ToonPichu]

Granted, but since you're so good, no one will play with you and the wii explodes every time you win because your moves are too powerful.

I wish Pichu wasn't cut out of SSBB.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but he is so abysmal; the bottom of the tier list is where he shall be.

I wish I could control ~Krystal~ and Elysium.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, but he is so abysmal; the bottom of the tier list is where he shall be.

I wish I could control ~Krystal~ and Elysium.

Granted, but... uh.. eh, you die in a fire.

I wish for three more wishes.

 

[Frown]

Granted, they must be made during a solar eclipse on a friday.

I wish I could get rid of global warming.

 

[CbGreiga]

Granted, then Al Gore punches your face in and a meteor destroys the earth

I wish I had a Wolfen

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but the machine is a serious gas guzzler that costs you hundreds of dollars at the pumps per visit.

I wish I had a pot of gold.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but you get attacked by a group of leprechauns.

I wish I were the head of Sega.

 

[Frown]

Granted. You'll use up all money to try to re-enter the comeptition with Nintendo by making a new gaming system called SEGA URANUS, but 70-year old ladies will start riots because of the pronunciation similar to "your anus". The comapny will litterarily be removed from the earth by the upset people, and you will sit on the stairway of your office with your face in your hands.

I wish pigs wouldn't fly.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted. You'll use up all money to try to re-enter the comeptition with Nintendo by making a new gaming system called SEGA URANUS, but 70-year old ladies will start riots because of the pronunciation similar to "your anus". The comapny will litterarily be removed from the earth by the upset people, and you will sit on the stairway of your office with your face in your hands.

I wish pigs wouldn't fly.

Granted, but then you'll get jumped by a bunch of rednecks.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you get nothing. And while I'm on it, I'll take everything you've ever had.

I wish this wish was granted.

 

[Dime]

Spoiler

Granted. But if you read this, guess what…. You got something!

I wish I had a super power.

Edit: I was typing when Frown responded.
To Frown:
I grant your wish unless someone skips your post...

I wish Frown gave me a super power.

 

[Mischief Maker]

Granted. Your super power is permanent invisibility. And you're also completely silent, and everything you touch you pass right through.

I wish I could change into any form I wanted.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted. Your super power is permanent invisibility. And you're also completely silent, and everything you touch you pass right through.

I wish I could change into any form I wanted.

Granted, but something went horribly wrong and you can't change into a female of any kind. Now it's useless.

I wish I was the last person on Earth, the buildings and food still being there.

 

[Frown]

Granted. You'll get eaten by a vampire sooner or later.

I wish I ruled the world.

 

[CbGreiga]

Granted, You will then be killed by Bill Gates for taking his title

I wish I knew how to use aura

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but then you see the evil that lies dormant within your family and you instinctively kill them as a result.

I wish I could peform an extremely cheap and broken flip kick that kills on contact.

 

[Dime]

Granted. It cost you ten cents every time you perform the move. Must be paid in advance to me.

I wish I had a magic carpet.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted. It cost you ten cents every time you perform the move. Must be paid in advance to me.

I wish I had a magic carpet.

Granted, but when you least expect it Aladdin comes and smothers you with his magic carpet, spits on you and says, "This world's not big enough for two people with a magic carpet, *****."

I wish Sakurai was tied up in my living room, in a fetishy manner.

 

[antimatter]

ew. granted. necrophilia...with you being the corpse.
i wish eor was still a mod.

 

[Link Lord]

Granted. He bans you.

I wish that Toon Link or any form of him isn't in the next Super Smash Bros. game.

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted, we get tingle instead. *shudders*
i wish this girl who likes me would dump his @$$**** bf for me already. (cuz i like her too)

 

[CbGreiga]

Granted, but as it turns out she has VD

I wish I was a werewolf

 

[Frown]

Granted. But you fall down a hole and die.

I wish I had a lot of money.

 

[Dime]

Granted. You had a lot of money but you don't anymore.
I wish I could skip work and go right to spending the weekend with the g/f.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but you get sick; and so you must stay home.

I wish I were the Angry Video Game Nerd.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you must recieve YouTube comments all day long about how you are an Irate Gamer ripoff.

I wish people stopped doing that.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but unfortunately; AVGN has been overthrown by Irategamer.

I wish I had a fish.

 

[Dime]

Granded. Its dead and stuck in your wii.
I wish Ryudo Sama would make me chicken soup so I will feel better.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granded. Its dead and stuck in your wii.
I wish Ryudo Sama would make me chicken soup so I will feel better.

Granted, but to avenge his now-broken Wii he poisons your soup and you die a painful death.

I wish I ruled the universe.

 

[Frown]

Granted. You are the ruler of the Teletubbies' universe.

I wish I was smashed to pieces by an obese mammoth.