Wish Corruptor

[quatripain]

granted but you played as mewtwo

i wish i had fox as my pet and an arwing

 

[TLMarth]

Granted but he shoots you and up smashes you out of the ceiling.

I wish I had SSBB lol I don't have it.

Also when you grant a wish, the bad thing that happens has to be related to the wish.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, but a scratch on the disc causes your Wii to explode, destroying the Wii and the game itself.

I wish I was playing classic mode in RL and I was versing Team Zamus.

 

[quatripain]

granted bot they each get 2 smash balls and FIRE THIER LAZORS BLAAAAAH

i wish a wish

 

[antimatter]

granted. you are a fish.
i wish that sylux made it in the smash series as a playable, middle tier, non samus clone character.

 

[quatripain]

granted,hes a pika clone
i wish i died

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you are resurrected as an invincible zombie. The universe explodes and you have nothing to do for the rest of eternity.

I wish I was a casanova with all girls.

 

[antimatter]

granted. girls arent the only ones you attract though...
i wish that Sonic wasnt a werehog in Sonic Unleashed.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, he's a werepony.

I wish Sonic were playable in Mario Kart Wii.

 

[antimatter]

DUDE! YOU CORRUPTED THAT? HOLY S***!
granted. he is only playable in the last boss battle against tabuu, where link grabs the smash ball. you must recover after being knocked off the stage. but as wario's kart alone is special, you have to watch out for his over 9000 attacks withoug being able to counterattack. then you must shout Leeroy Jeeennkkinnss!! in the special microphone.

i wish i didnt know about all those memes.

 

[Deleted member]

Dude, I was talking about Mario Kart, not Smash Bros.

Granted, but your head explodes when you become obsessed about the Dramatic Prairie Dog.

I wish I had the Mario 64 song in Brawl.

 

[antimatter]

granted. it is only unlockable after getting subspace on intense. and i knew you were talking about mario kart wii, but considering what we got with brawl, i figured something is gonna go wrong with the next kart.


i wish that people could tell when i'm overexagerating.

 

[Deleted member]

Just for the record, it is in Brawl. It requires 50 hours of versus matches.

Granted, but they also think you're crazy.

I wish Antimatter knew what I was talking about.

 

[quatripain]

granted but ummmmm ah f*** this*kills sonic the baron*

i wish a sanwich was playable in brawl

 

[Gerudo Warrior]

your wish has been granted, it has no mayo

i wish for John Howard in parliament

 

[Platypus]

Granted. He's a watermark on all government documents.

I wish that directional dodges could be turned on and off in Brawl.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but you have to input a lengthy series of passwords to gain access to this option.

I wish you could block Crabs and Turtles in the Mario Bros. Stage.

 

[antimatter]

granted. but know there are fighter flys in the stage.
i wish i hadn't rolled down the stairs as a small child, possibly causing brain damage, my poor memory, my lack of understanding of things, and my poor memory.

 

[quatripain]

granted,now youre gay


i wish i was a pretty butt

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but now you're attached to a cute young man who just happens to be serving a life sentence in jail. Ouch!

I wish I had a Helicopter.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but now you're attached to a cute young man who just happens to be serving a life sentence in jail. Ouch!

I wish I had a Helicopter.

Granted, if you try to ride it, it will explode.

I wish Purin's(Jigglypuff's) rest attack wasn't nerfed.

 

[quatripain]

granted,have fun using splash

i wish i was an ipod

 

[Nicolette]

Granted, but someone drops you on a stone floor one week after buying you ¬_¬

I wish I didnt have to wait 2 more weeks for spring break!

 

[Exovel]

Granted, but you are forced to do nothing but Calculus problems for the duration of that break.

I wish that I had something to do.

 

[PkFirefox]

You get to throw people off cliffs in body bags and get arrested.

I wish that I was having more fun and was completely innocent.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, now you're a brain-dead moron.

I wish Sonic fanfics would start getting more creative. The emo Sonic clones with large blades and BBQ sauce Super Sonic powers just aren't cutting it for me these days. ^_^

 

[Gerudo Warrior]

Granted but sega went Bankrupt. (it's a cruel world)

i wish Yoshi was god tier

 

[Exovel]

Granted... but you must sacrifice your hands, and therefore, your ability to play SSB

I wish that I had something to wish for.

 

[tafutureboy]

granted......

I wish I had no hands (uh oh, corrupt that one)

 

[quatripain]

granted now im going to tie you to a chair and play brawl right infront of tou on a 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 foot tv

i wish my webcam worked

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but you're caught wearing nothing while singing along to Numa Numa.

I wish I didn't forget to make a wish.

 

[quatripain]

granted,your dead

i fish i was a wish

 

[Exovel]

Granted. You're now condemned to fish for nothing but wishes.

I wish that I was sleeping.

 

[quatripain]

granted,something goes thru your heart when you are,a knife

i wish i was an shy guy that didnt die until the world ended

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted. Everyone else is Mario and you will be jumped on for eternity.

I wish the new Call of Duty 4 maps would be made faster.

 

[Exovel]

Granted... but the rest of the game moves at half speed

I wish I had a stapler right now.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but it has no staples TAT WAS 2 EZ LOL!

I wish I had a hand gun.

 

[quatripain]

granted u accidently kill urself

i wish i was an uneatable pretzel that could play brawl

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, but logic and reasoning set in and declare you impossible.

I wish that the next person's wish would not come true.

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted.

I wish yoonkwun would live.