Wish Corruptor

[quatripain]

granted,i eat some chocolate milk

i wish that i had the guts to tell a girl i love her

 

[ToonPichu]

Granted, but then she slaps you and puts a restraining order on you

I wish Frown was turned upside-down.

 

[quatripain]

granted but theen u die

i wish that the girl was my gf and nothing went wrong(like wishes being corrupted or breakin up)

 

[Frown]

Granted, but your wish gets corrupted somehow.

I wish I could corrupt quatripain's wish.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you forget how to corrupt wishes.

I wish I was an only child.

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted, but since youre an only child, youre a spoiled brat and you have no friends.

i wish my gf was like that girl in the music video scars by papa roach

 

[Dr. James Rustles]

Granted, but the liposuction scars are barf-inducing.

I wish they'd release Chrono Break.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but it sucks.

I wish I had a bottle of Mountain Dew.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but then Homestar Runner steals it and pours it on Strong Bad's Lappy 486.

I wish I had the ability to make seasoned curly fries appear out of thin air.

 

[Frown]

Granted. But since you get them from THIN air, the fries will contain no fat. They will taste like dried potatoes.

I wish I stopped doing this and continued with my Latin project.

Hello. You've made it really far. PM me if you are able to see this.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you get an F on your project.

I wish SSB64 would come out for the VC.

 

[quatripain]

granted,its 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 wii points

i wish i wasnt obsessed with rap

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you become obsessed with opera.

I wish my school year was almost over.

 

[quatripain]

granted,i like rap again then annoy you all summer

i wish i was 10x sexier than i am (im already thuper thecksy)

 

[yoonkwun]

granted,i like rap again then annoy you all summer

i wish i was 10x sexier than i am (im already thuper thecksy)

Granted, but you're still ugly as ****.

I wish quatripain would stop preparing a hate post and realize I'm jk.

 

[Dr. James Rustles]

Granted, but you guys awkwardly end up getting married.

I wish it would storm.

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted, but that only happens where u live.

i wish it was summer vacation already.

 

[Frown]

Granted, it lasts from today to tomorrow.

I wish Rap didn't exist.

 

[Dr. James Rustles]

Granted, but people still wear their pants at their knees.

I wish my homework is done.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but a random dog comes and eats it.

I wish I make all of you Vampires, under my command.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but Simon Belmont arrives just as you finish converting us and kills you and the rest of the vampires. Game over. Simon Belmont says, "lol too EZ."

I wish Samus could moonwalk in Brawl like she could in Super Metroid.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but she cannot walk forward.

I wish Wolf would not be top-tier.

 

[Frown]

Granted, he is invincibility tier.

I wish Wolf wasn't invincibility tier.

 

[platnum]

Granted, he is GOD+ tier.

I wish I had a LAZAH to FIA.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but it takes you 3 hours to charge your lazah.

I wish I had a destructive limit break.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but then you forget what a destructive limit break is.

I wish Jigglypuff would not exist.

 

[Frown]

Granted, he is now Wigglytuff. His only move is Metronome.

I wish XAXE-K stopped ripping off my avatar.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but XACE-K still has it.

I wish I had an ****** as a neighbor.

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted, its nana from IC.
i wish i can play all songs on expert on gh3. (i own the game but i can only play on hard dammit)

 

[CbGreiga]

Granted, then gh4 comes out and you're a total noob

I wish Claus was in Brawl

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but Lucas is taken out. Don't want original characters like Falco or Wolf giving up a spot.

I wish Bowser had a stage. Isn't it about time?

 

[capt.falcon4life]

granted but the rest of the other stages are taken out.
i wish for a waffle right NOW!

 

[Frown]

Granted, it has been stuck in the ceiling for a week now. (Cookie for the one who gets the reference)

I wish Fox wasn't so boring.

 

[Dime]

Granted. To beef up the drama they change their line up to 24/7 reality TV.
Oh did you mean Fox the smash character? Too bad!

I wish I was recognized as the greatest person ever!

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted. To beef up the drama they change their line up to 24/7 reality TV.
Oh did you mean Fox the smash character? Too bad!

I wish I was recognized as the greatest person ever!

Granted, but only the greatest person in hot horse sex.

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[Dime]

Granted. Get out and vote today.

I wish the zero suite became a fashion trend.

 

[Frown]

Granted, it will be the the most common clothing for 50-year old men.

I wish that didn't happen.

 

[Dime]

Granted. It’s not a common trend the world over. It’s only popular in Sweden

I wish someone other than my mom told me that I was special.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted. You're called special by Satan.

I wish that Sonic Unleashed doesn't suck.

 

[Frown]

Granted, it's not sucky anymroe. It's a disgrace to humanity.

I wish emo kids stopped whining.