Wish Corruptor

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but they don't beat DR. MARTEN'S BOOTS!!

(How ironic, I was just listening to that song about Dr. Marten's boots.)

I wish I could play guitar.

 

[MPH Deku]

@XACE-X:Granted...but you know that's where you go....when you DIIIIEEE.

Plus, you neglect to RESPECT THE ROAD (RESPECT IT!) and your head blows up.

@Slay: Granted, but you suck at it.

I wish Earthbound was on the VC.

 

[Tim_The_Enchanter]

Granted, but you are dead.

I wish for panda burgers.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, they're burnt to ashes.

I wish for some pieces of broken glass and some Rice Krispies mixed in, and make it swim.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, the outcome is your son.

I wish I could go to the future and retrieve a hovercraft.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted,you bring it back into the past,thus dividing by zero and making a time paradox where hovercrafts wont be made,o shi-

i wish i had a wii

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's a broken Wii.

I wish I could defeat Ganon, too!

 

[oceanic--ice]

granted but when u do so one of the 24 golden bugs eats u
I wish i could have my characters back in WoW (stopped 2 months earlier cause they hacked me and deleted them all)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but you're hacked again.

I wish I could never feel any pain, nor could I die.

 

[Grunt]

I wish I could never feel any pain, nor could I die.

granted but you live through the 3rd. 4th, and 5th world war, and the sun exploding, so you are floating in space frozen with nothing to do ever besides think.

I wish smash Brawl would get revamped Melee style.

 

[oceanic--ice]

granted but u are in the centre of the biggest star of the universe and u cannot escape so ur doomed in eternal punishment (or at least until the star explodes)

I wish i had refreshed the page before posting so i would see that someone else had posted under sly fox

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but you have to grant Grunt's wish.

I wish for Grunt's wish to be granted.

 

[oceanic--ice]

Both wishes are granted...but....erm...u 2 marry
I wish i havent created a gey couple

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you marry him instead.

I wish I had something to eat right now.

How about a bloody sandwich?! (Reference?)

 

[oceanic--ice]

granted...u eat some chocolate ice-cream (which tastes like beans)
i wish that i had back my wii right now from repairs

 

[Mewter]

Granted.
But all of your games are even worse remakes of Brawl, and don't have hitstun.
I wish I had the perfect sandwich.

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, you cant eat it.

I wish that I could remember everything for as long as i want.

 

[oceanic--ice]

granted but u dont want to
I wish i had an ice cream that tastes chocolate

 

[mantlecore77]

Granted, but it expired in 2006.

I wish that my Wiimote had infinite battery.

 

[Mewter]

Granted, but it expired in 2006.

I wish that my Wiimote had infinite battery.

Granted, but It's broken.
I wish I had 300 usable avatars.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they're pictures of d****.

I wish for somebody to post.

 

[mantlecore77]

Granted. I'm a dousche bag.

I wish for THREE wishes.

 

[Mewter]

Granted, but they'll insult that dumb guy called X-ACE K
I wish I had a Sky Form Shaymin.

Granted. I'm a dousche bag.

I wish for THREE wishes.

Granted,
Your three wishes aren't yours though.

 

[mantlecore77]

(D-word, you granted at the same time I did.)

Anyways.

Granted. It poops everywhere. It also enjoys gay porn.

I wish for less than a 70 when I golf today. (9 holes, haven't golfed in 3 years)

 

[Onomanic]

Granted but your clubs are all rusty and dirty.

I wish Brawl had more useful features.

 

[Bowser King]

Granted but there not in your copy and brawls is offically sold out.

I wish I had 100 wishes.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, they all get corrupted.

I wish for pizza.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, it's made of rhino crap.

I wish I had 100 uncorruptible wishes, staring with this one.

 

[Bowser King]

Granted, then another person wishes he was able to curropt your wishes. This causes a gap in the universe and you get trapped in it.


I wish I had a real pokemon.

 

[AlexoftheAura]

Granted, too bad you became a mute




I wish i had a lucario

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it runs away.

I wish I had a million dollars, and they were not stolen.

 

[Bowser King]

Granted, instead of getting stolen, you dropped the check in a sewer
I wish I had a mewtwo.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but it's Michael Jackson dressed as Mewtwo.

I wish I knew why wishes had to be corrupted.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but you forget.

I wish I could have a laser gun with rocket launchers. Fun fun!

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, but you get no ammo. No fun

I wish I had infinite internets.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, no char.

I wish I had infinite char and internets.

 

[LethalFishEater]

granted, but the internets was (w/e the correct tense is) determined to be obsolete immeditely after.

I wish I could make better wishes.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you make wishes that seem good to you but end up having you dead, explode, *****, or severly injured.

I wish for an atomic internet bomb.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you make a very bad webcomic about atoms, and it bombs.

I wish Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People was out.

 

[Wayland]

Granted, SBCGFAP is out, but you don't know, because you forgot acronyms.

I wish I weren't going on a 12 hour road trip in 7 hours.