Wish Corruptor

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however within the hour you get them you reveal them to the public therefore losing them.

I wish I had some bread that nobody else could get their hands on.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's the crappy kind of bread that you really hate.

I wish my wish would come true, and that wish that will come true will be this wish, and then the wish after this wish will come true, and so on.

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

Granted, but I kill you with a hammer for making my head hurt from paradox.

I wish I had ominpotence. (I hope the next poster doesn't know what that means)

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, but nothing happens since you made a typo.

I wish Sonic on the Rocks wouldn't make typos.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however he can still screw up...on purpose!!

I wish for...Raining Chicken!! (I am just getting wild on my wishes now...)

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted,but its dead,raw chicken

i wish fox had a known infinite against metaknight

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however every Fox player EXCEPT you knows it.

I wish...for the chicken to still be edible?

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted,but you catch ecoli.

i wish for the same wish again except against snake and olny i can do it

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however the infinite glitches after spamming it for sometime and freezes your Wii...forever...

I wish for... world peace?

 

[oceanic--ice]

granted but then u decide that u want war so u wish for that one and i grant it but then u wish for world piece and this chain creates a giant paradox which u try to think of and ur brains explodes

I wish for wifi connection

 

[Jonkku]

I wish for wifi connection

Granted, but you can only use it for Brawl's With Anyone..

I wish for something that is uncorruptable..

 

[Mewter]

Granted, only Mewter can corrupt it.
I wish I had a copy of the stuff that the judge reads in court with no loopholes and all the good ones are positive in a way to me, and the rest is also positive for me.Then I would wish for some green eggs and ham that is not harmful in any way to me but I eat it and still have the copy of the judges' stuff backing me up.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted...*snaps* YOU EXPLODE INTO CHEESE!

I wish Koridai was a real state.

 

[Mewter]

Granted,it's a hole 1 foot by 1foot by 1foot in volume. A state made for ants.
I wish I didn't explode into cheese.

 

[oceanic--ice]

granted u explode into beans with rotten tomato sauce
I wish for an ice cream

 

[Mewter]

granted,it's a mixture of water vapor and sugar on the ground.
I wish I had a Melee 9.0, and everyone else had it too. They are all working, complete copies.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you become so engrossed in the game that your family ditched you. Since you don't know how to cook, you try to find them.

A few days later, you are lost in the desert when you find a hotel.

I wish Mewter would check in to said hotel, and never leave.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but so do you. You have to.

I wish I could skip to tomorrow.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, but you just so happened to throw a big party today at your place, and you have to spend all tomorrow cleaning up the mess.

I wish I had the Ocarina of Time.

 

[TheBrokenDoll]

Granted, but you forget you have it and leave it in your pants pocket when you wash your clothes. On Hard.

I wish Heath Ledger wasn't dead.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, Shigeru Miyamoto is.

I wish I could check out of the Hotel California.

 

[Mewter]

Granted, you are attacked by a gang of wolves that can check out but never leave.
I wish I never became so engrossed in 9.0 that my family ditched me.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but they hire a hitman to kill you.

I wish I could .poohW ad poohS

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you fire your lazor at a mirror, so it bounces back into your face.

I wish Photobucket had better quality.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however your computer cannot take in the upgrade so it implodes, therefore not allowing you to corrupt anymore wishes.

I wish Sly Fox can corrupt this next wish.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted.

I wish I could beat the Defense Drone in Metroid Prime 3.

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted, but after spending so many hours trying to do so, your Wii melts.

I wish Family Guy was on more.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, they're all reruns.

I wish that none of my most precious possessions could get broken.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, however they can still SHATTER.

I wish I wasn't such a jerk in my rein of wish corrupting.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, but you get bored in less than a minute.

I wish I can haz cheeseburger

 

[Frown]

granted but lolrus stil misses his bukkit

i wish lolrus wud get his bukkit bak!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I steal it.

I wish I knew where yoonkwun was so we could Smash sometime (I live in Pennsylvania, too!).

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted, but then you forget where yoonkwun was and your Wi-Fi Connection turns out to be utter crap.

I wish Mario's Head was an assist trophy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exp7PKCUjXI

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but so is real life Mario.

I wish Mewter had gottn the joke and corrupted my wish correctly.

Spoiler

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but he edits his post to make it wrong again.

I wish to go SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI.

 

[Mewter]

Granted, I don't know what to make of this wish.
I wish Sonic the Baron would recheck my wrongly made post.

 

[Frown]

OI SOI SOI SOI SOI.

Microsoft Sam.

Granted, I don't know what to make of this wish.
I wish Sonic the Baron would recheck my wrongly made post.

granted but u die

I wish Microsoft Sam would go SOI SOI SOI

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but but Microsoft Mike goes SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE.

I wish for my ROFLCAR.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted...it's a Pinto.

I wish...for...SPARTA!!!

 

[Frown]

Granted, but it gives you eye cancer: http://roflcar.ytmnd.com/

I wish you would speak Swedish.