Wish Corruptor

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, they're not answers to the questions you wanted answered.

I wish for my mom to get back home.

 

[Surri-Sama]

Granted, they're not answers to the questions you wanted answered.

I wish for my mom to get back home.

Granted, she comes home to tell you that you are now in ballet and that she had your name changed to Ashley

I wish for a bag of Choc'o'chip Cookies :D

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but the cookies are made of mud instead of dough.

I wish for an upcoming success.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You succeed in successfully pissing off thirty angry, two ton grizzly bears. Did i mention each one has chainsaws for arms? Yeah....

I wish for a two-ton chainsaw-armed bear.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, it has a fetish for hugging people...this includes you...

I wish for Marry Poopins (or is there a g after the n?)

 

[XACE-K]

lolwut? You DIE!

I wish for some buttered toast.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, Ed steals it from you.

I wish a Smash character would come to my school and beat the **** out of everyone there.

 

[Brawler1432]

Granted, that includes you.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, you get exploded for not making a wish.

I wish I didn't have to splode ppl.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you implode yourself.

I wish for the good ol' days in the GBD.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

granted, but those days are gone so now so are you.

I wish i wasn't so sleepy.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you very hyper and smash stuff over your head.

I wish I could double jump IRL.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. This power is completely random and sporadic, resulting in a lot of broken ceiling panes and numerous concussions from double jumping indoors ... when you least expect it >:D ....

I wish I didn't need your sympathy.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you have to fight for your friends.

I wish for some pizza cake.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it has knives in it.

I wish for some way to pass the time.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, I beat you up.

I wish I could do well in this tourney I'm attending (I made this wish in another make a wish thread but more people come to this one)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you do better than last place but you still do bad.

I wish I knew what to eat for breakfast.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Eat lots of pancakes. It's what I'm having.

(I can't honestly corrupt that....because I just love pancakes...)

I wish I had moar time.

 

[Surri-Sama]

Granted, but its because all time has stopped and now you are by your self for ever, lost in time.

I wish my local friends didnt suck at smash64

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, they are better at it than you... forever.

I wish for a DS.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. DS stands for "Destroyed Shrimp", right?

I wish all was tranquil.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. It's boring as heck.

I wish my throat wasn't so sore.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, every other part of your body is sore except for your throat.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you can't handle the truth.

I wish I could handle the truth.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You're GF is dating me.

I wish Iron Thorn knew our respective ages ("Would you Rather")

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but then you choke on a apple.

I wish the love of my life wasn't obsessed with a f*cker.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, sauce is a tough act to f*ck.

I wish for sauce.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No longer using real food.

I wish those idiots who think tiers exist would shut up.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It turns out they were right though, and the Brawl metagame de-volves into the constant spamming of Metaknight's Whorenado.

I wish I had more guts.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they overflow out of your body.

I iwsh I could smile.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. *cuts scars in your face a la the Joker*

I wish Aaron Eckheart was at least nominated for "Best Supporting Actor" or something for his role as Dent/Two-Face in The Dark Knight.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted he doesn't win.

I wish I could've made the corruption more worse.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Hemightbegiant dies.

I wish this project didn't take so long.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get to do another project that takes longer.

I wish for something good to wish for.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, but it gets corrupted.

I wish

 

[F1r3w0lf]

...for something disgusting. Granted. There you go.

I wish my can of Pepsi was full.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. It's Diet.

I wish for... a choo-choo train?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, it derails.

I wish for enchiladas.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they are half-eaten. Sorry.

I wish I could do something awesome.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, you have the most awesome suicide ever.

I wish for a gunmetal Audi R8