Wish Corruptor

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, you now have terrible headaches forever. (and you thought I would get confused!)

I wish for a full-body picture of red Marth so I could make a full hybrid w/Vincent Valentine. (a pic would be appreciated with the granting. I'll give you a cookie for one.)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. Will this work, hopefully?

(I really did look hard.)

I wish I could be a help.

 

[DMG]

Granted, however you help so much that everyone feels useless and quit trying to do anything worthwhile.

I wish I could have a hammer bigger and stronger than Dedede's.

 

[yoonkwun]

Granted, but a person from the future rammed into my house and said "Don't give F1r3w0lf that picture!!!!!" and deleted it himself.

I wish to wish another wish to wish another day.

Edit: .. 2 people posted before me before I posted this.

Granted, the hammer breaks.

I wish to wish another wish to wish another day.

 

[DMG]

Granted, however I don't care so instead you get green sunglasses. And a clown Afro.

I wish I knew how to fly a plane.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you know how to play a plane with Snakes on it.

I wish Snakes could also refer to copies of Snake.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but it still makes no sense to me.

I wish someone would give Sly Fox a cookie for finding a red Marth and not even corrupting my wish. (I might have to draw my own Vincent and Cerberus, but I will definitely use this because you worked so hard for it. Thanks. I'll send a cookie to your location. Hopefully you'll get it before someone eats it.)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, tl,dr everybody ignores you.

I wish for :D.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it turns into D:

I wish the cookie I get will be chocolate chip. BTW, thanks, F1r3w0lf.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, there extremely poisonous

I wish i could go head to head with The Black Knight

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, Snake comes out of nowhere and performs his d-throw on you.

I wish I got TWILTHERO's money.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you have his money, but he gets it back.

I wish I could grow money from trees.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. You are the richest person in the world, whenever you play Monopoly.

I wish that Disney made good animated movies again.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but after 5 movies they cose down.

I wish Link was Top Tier material

 

[Kinzer]

Your wish is granted, he is at the top of the worst characters tier.

I wish people would make more Brawl machinimas.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they suck.

I wish school would start on Wednesday for me.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, school started last wednesday for you...OH SHI-!

I wish I could use the money I had from playing Monopoly in real life.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but your moneys no good here!!1

I wish Link was top tier material of the best

 

[Oracle]

Granted, but immediately after an advanced tech is found that render's him useless.

I wish had a tail.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you didn't say "I" in your wish, therefore somebody else gets it.

I wish I could take out pros in Smash in fifteen seconds.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but Smash pros can take YOU out in 14 seconds...that's how we roll in Soviet Russia.

I wish Soviet Russia was a real place.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, YOU become a communist.

I wish I would be able to go on an adventure like Link does.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you go on an adventure like Link does, the only difference is YOU are in Soviet Russia, and you don't live to see the credits.

I wish I was the Joseph Stalin of Soviet Russia.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted. I am the JFK of capitalist America.

I wish my internet wasn't freaking slow today.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, your internet is DEVASTATINGLY slow.

I wish I had a tail, and nothing could change in my life except that I use my tail for my convinience.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, what you find convenient is now illegal.

I wish for a new Zelda game.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you can't get it.

I wish I could get rid of my scab.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, you pick it off and the wound gets infected with gangrene.

I wish I had some barbecue chips, and NOT baked ones. Toasted is OK

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but they are over a year expired.

I wish for some mash potatoes, that wasn't expired, and tasted good, and I Ate it.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but you don't get to eat my fried potatoes I just whipped up. More for me!

I wish school week number 2 didn't start tomorrow.

 

[DMG]

Granted, it turns to School week number 1, and you get stuck in a never ending cycle of First weeks.

I wish I had a chocolate cake.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you get fat.

I wish I could get bigger muscles, like the Incredible Hulk.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Your muscles are so big you are incapable of standing under their weight.

I wish Kinzer knew that negative 0 existed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/−0_(number)).

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, I still don't really see the purpose of it though.

I wish I didn't think A1 was trying to play mindgames with me.

 

[DMG]

Granted, you don't think that and he mindgames you anyways.

I wish I had A1 Steak sauce (Yeah... it's that important)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you have to give me at least half the bottle.

I wish for some Pepsi.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I drink it all.

I wish FOR DINNER.

 

[TehBo49]

Granted, but MY SH*T'S FOR DINNER.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, the sandwich is my DINNER.

I wish I could bomb some dodongos.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but you must grab the Triforce of wisdom.

I wish I could go to Gamelon and fight the evil forces of Ganon...and live!